What exactly is it? I have done the quests in classic and retail and I still don’t know what the heck it is.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFRpFkZFrOU
NOBODY KNOWS!
It’s incomprehensibly amazing is what it is.
As for what it does, what doesn’t it do?
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It’s used to flermphirate the nuxlplaits.
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You know the “WAAAGH” from 40k? The strange force that makes ork things work even though by any other reason, they shouldn’t?
That’s effectively what a samopflange is, except in a physical form for goblins.
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Ask the Thundercats.
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Samophlange is just a snazzy word for a Tertium quid.
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The samophlange automatically regulates the flow of fuels, gasses, liquids, and related machinery.
It’s a highly specialized doohickey.
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I presume only Gallywix knows for sure.
While I do love 40k the Goblins are more like the Imperium of Man.
During their extensive time overdosing on Kaja-Mite they came up with brilliant mind boggling inventions, with the lack of consistent Kaja-Mite they have forgotten how everything works and that’s why things blow up all the time and have unknown uses.
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You have to keep your foot off it.
So what you are saying is we should put these into mass production for the development of new tanks and aircraft?
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Don’t get water on it whatever you do.
Unless you do. Then it’s okay.
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No wonder why I’m doing less DPS, I’m not wearing my lucky hat!
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=samophlange
There you go, origin story, via the thing sitting in front of you right now.
It’s for aligning a canooter value, which is used for proper filling of Turn Signal fluid in fixed wing aircraft.
What’s the point of regulating flows if something doesn’t explode as the end result?!
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Panthro knows.
Hand him the blasted thing already!