I saw a gnome by the creek and
I punted it down the field towards the end zone, however
It was a mechagnome who pulled out his experimental
flying laser spider mount and
boy was it ever shiny
like a freshly polished disco ball which
caused a bunch of nearby murlocs to break out into
and then deathwing rises from the abyss and says:
I pounced it when it wasn’t looking, then buried it in the woods for later.
But he wasn’t telling the truth because
He was only a hologram, created by