You got 10 seconds to ruin a first date, what do you do?
Thanks for the date. You’re paying for this right? My grandmother doesn’t give me any money and I couldn’t find any in my bedroom down in the basement. I’ve been playing WoW for months and haven’t gone outside or worked.
don’t show up
You do know that bathing wastes water, right?
This restaurant is great. Say, we’re not within 500 feet of a school, right? I have to ask.
You know what we need? High Elves in WoW.
Hi, I’m allergic to cats.
Explain, in detail, all of the systems involved with progression and cosmetics in Shadowlands.
Oh you play World of Warcraft too?! Don’t you just love Shadowlands?!?!?! I think its the best expansion they have ever released.
My mom says I have to be home by 10.
Ask: “So, Horde or Alliance?”
Or, the classic, disrobe and scream “BONE STORM!”
IF, for some reason the date doesn’t end, then they’re definitely a keeper.
Woah, I didn’t know you were pregnant!
“You don’t look like the picture at all.”
Can we make this quick? I have a Proud Boys meeting at 10
This thread seemed fun, why’d it die? Oh, wait political BS.
Let out the biggest, loudest fart I can muster. Then burp after eating a can of tuna while chugging strawberry quick.
I would imagine bringing another date, unannounced, would do it
They must fight for your affection, mortal kombat gladiator style. Having the star trek fight music is also a plus.
Guile’s Theme would work, too
Depends…