Ruin a Date

You got 10 seconds to ruin a first date, what do you do?

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Thanks for the date. You’re paying for this right? My grandmother doesn’t give me any money and I couldn’t find any in my bedroom down in the basement. I’ve been playing WoW for months and haven’t gone outside or worked.

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don’t show up

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You do know that bathing wastes water, right?

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This restaurant is great. Say, we’re not within 500 feet of a school, right? I have to ask.

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You know what we need? High Elves in WoW.

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Hi, I’m allergic to cats.

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Explain, in detail, all of the systems involved with progression and cosmetics in Shadowlands.

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Oh you play World of Warcraft too?! Don’t you just love Shadowlands?!?!?! I think its the best expansion they have ever released.

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My mom says I have to be home by 10.

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Ask: “So, Horde or Alliance?”

Or, the classic, disrobe and scream “BONE STORM!”

IF, for some reason the date doesn’t end, then they’re definitely a keeper.

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Woah, I didn’t know you were pregnant!

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“You don’t look like the picture at all.”

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Can we make this quick? I have a Proud Boys meeting at 10

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This thread seemed fun, why’d it die? Oh, wait political BS. :grimacing:

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Let out the biggest, loudest fart I can muster. Then burp after eating a can of tuna while chugging strawberry quick.

I would imagine bringing another date, unannounced, would do it

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They must fight for your affection, mortal kombat gladiator style. Having the star trek fight music is also a plus.

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Guile’s Theme would work, too

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Depends… :eyes:

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