Fresh off the presses! Imperial intercept teams have launched an unapologetic counterattack against bandits in Durator. A loose collection of raiders from multiple organizations including the alcoholic Battlehammers and the shameless murderers known as Blackwatch, attempted to strike civilian targets in Orgrimmar and Durotar. The bandits appeared to be confused by the speed at which the legions reacted. While the damage was limited, Warsong Imperial forces confirmed two civilian deaths. Monetary compensation was provided to the victims and their families by Xanathal’s Imperial Panda Harem and Bank of Gilneas.
In an interview with WDN, the God Emperor Himanshu affirmed his commitment to the safety and security of His realm and that of the wider Horde. We’re seeing a resurgence of Warsong power in the wider world. Imperial recruitment is at an all time high while their enemies can only seem to produce drivel and whispers in the dark. What raids they seem to produce largely seem to target innocent street vendors, auctioneers and the occasional portal keeper.
An official statement from Mathias Shaw, press secretary to High Exarch Turalyon.
"Citizens of the Alliance, today is a day to rejoice. We are proud to report that we have succesfully terminated key targets, marauders who have been terrorizing our great city and threatening the peace we value dearly.
Under the orders of General Turalyon, small teams dispatched to Orgrimmar successfully targeted and eliminated key Horde figures.
Reports of civilian deaths in the Horde capital have been unsubstantiated and are currently under review by the Alliance Office of Accountability.
Gnomish technicians have hacked in to Orgrimmar’s CCTV network and will verify the claims and the videos declassified.
Again we owe our thanks to these Alliance Heroes! For Stormwind! For the Alliance!"
I spoke to several former Orgrimmar residents, now refugees, in Ratchet this morning.
Carrying as many of their possessions as they could manage, they were now about to board a ship in Ratchet, headed for the Eastern Kingdoms, to seek refuge.
They told of how they now feel unsafe in Org with it’s lax security… That the current defense only turns up for random photo ops and Fake News, before returning to their mud huts to sleep, far from the fighting and looting.
Leaving residents unprotected for several hours…
I believe soon I shall be talking with some goblin engineers that can create an automatic net-o-matic so we can capture more of these druids that like to just fly over all the time… the flying guards are becoming too lax…
I saw the innocents fall in Orgrimmar, it was a shameful display from these murderers. Thank you God Emperor Himanshu for avenging the fallen and Xanathal for alleviating their pain.
Staring pensively into the empty tankard, his grip tightens around its handle as he recalls the fall of Teldrassil.
“May the Titans protect Ironforge from the scourge o’ the Horde til I can leave these cursed Shadowlands and look out at the peaks o’ Dun Morogh again.”
i like how you think this is some sort of insult or whatever. i went back to ukraine, didnt like what i saw this time, and left.
i know its hard to comprehend for someone with a jelly spine but some people go to fight for other people, its a thing. unfortunately, it doesn’t look like that fight is going to last much longer.
you’re cringe. you’re literally coming at me thinking i lied about going to a country lmao imagine holding going to ukraine in such high regard. what happens when i prove i was in ukraine? cuz all i’d have to do is post my stamps from the border. literally the dumbest angle you could take and you’re doing it, proving how simple people from Obsidian Syndicate are.