[RP Short] Vargel Field Reporting

Holmstein the Gorger marched to the edge of Mt.Hyjal and dutifully reviewed the intel gathered from the Redwood Tour of the region.

  • Biggest Tree not of this world.
  • Biggest Tree is over shiny water.
  • Shiny Water guarded by Leaf Ears but these not little blue Leaf Ears - No Smash :frowning:
  • Tusk Gods live here but no called Lous. One is bird lady - Is NOT nice.

Holmstein nodded thoughtfully at his extensive report. He carefully secured it within his armor before leaping off the mountain. Sometime down after reaching terminal velocity it occured to him that perhaps this wasn’t the wisest method of descent. To remedy this he simply jumped again before hitting the ground, landing near several bewildered Goblins in Azshara. The little little greens attempted to discern how he accomplished this, but Holmstein had pledged no allegiance to this Gravity of theirs and thusly did not care how his laws had been violated.

He marched back to Orgrimmar and made his way to the Cleft of Shadows. There he found Benedikt and shared with him this vital dispatch. Benedikt reviewed the information carefully.

“Oh why thank you Holmstein this is excellent. In fact I’m going to put it right here so Desolate personal can easily review it” said Benedikt as he stuck the report to the frost enchanted cabinet they stored meat in.

Holmstein felt a surge of pride. Only his reports and illustrations had been deemed important enough to be placed on the cold storage cabinet. Satisfied at a job well done Holmstein ventured to the Wyvern’s Tail and drank heavily.

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((Literally one of my favorite RPs Ever))

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Oh, I wish I had been there last night! We might need a new column for this big guy!!!

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