Back by popular demand, for a limited time, The Swiftsilver Cartel™ is hosting another open exchange over borders, factions and ideals in Booty Bay. The BBBM© returns with all of the luxuries and services you’ve come to expect at the quality you deserve. You got something to trade or want to try your luck? The Cartel™ accepts all legal tender. Want to get a stiff one with some stiffs? We got you! Want somebody to get stiff? We won’t ask question (Do please clarify upon request; Assumptions make our professionals look like donkeys and put bystanders in ditches)!
So Panda and Pygmy; Gnoll and Gilnean alike all come down to Booty Bay this Friday evening (April twelfth, eight PM Server Time) for a good time and great company.
(The Booty Bay Black Market (BBBM©) and its parent associate The Swiftsilver Cartel™ assume no responsibility for theft of valuables and implore individuals to keep track of their belongings. Insurance for assets is provided for approved applicants two weeks in advance of event after filing the appropriate GO4 and C9 forms (New forms should only take six to sixty business days to arrive in the mail). The Swiftsilver Cartel™ assumes no responsibility for any serious injury or death. Minor injuries may report to the first aid tent for bandages and boo-boo ointment, yah big baby.
"You further agree to hold harmless the Swiftsilver Cartel™, Trade Princess Senneca Swiftsilver, Cappo Debrah Screwwhip J.D., or any other employees and associates thereof, from all damages real or percieved, and waive your right to legal action."
Vendors and game hosts assume the buyer beware clause and ask participants to use even a little bit of common sense in a very legally binding way.)
Signed;
Consultant Cappo Debrah Screwwhip, J.D.