The Desolate Clinic is a social RP wherein the DIS’s learned apothecaries offer free medical aid to all citizens of Azeroth. Typically held at scenic Shadowfang Keep with WM off.
Patients are treated in order of arrival and are given a standard medical evaluation unless attention to a severe or chronic issue is raised. This is of course your character we’re examining and we do not wish to godmode, so it is preferable if you’ve some direction for us to go off of. Perhaps your toon has an adverse allergy to interdimensional food brought over by the Mag’Har or has recently become the owner of a haunted trinket and needs some advice on dealing with the ghost currently residing in their skull. If you simply want a clean bill of health that’s also perfectly acceptable.
If given no guidance our apothecaries will make something up on the spot. The tone of The Desolate Clinic is intended to be somewhat whacky and comedic so you shouldn’t expect any harrowing diagnosis. The mission statement of this and indeed all our RPs is to create a fun, unique and memorable experience so if we do accidentally breach your comfort zone please do not hesitate to inform us so we may rewind the RP and try something else. Additionally, like all of our RPs, The Desolate Clinic follows a continuity so unless instructed otherwise your character’s condition will be logged and the efficacy of our treatments will be inquired about should they arrive at the Clinic again.
One of these days, I’ll make it to a Desolate Clinic! Sounds whacky and fun!