Hello there,
After a rather extended absence from World of Warcraft, I’ve returned — older, questionably wiser, and with roughly the same level of in-game competence as a confused Murloc. I played years ago, though “played” mostly involved getting lost in cities and unintentionally pulling extra mobs in dungeons. It was a simpler time.
This time, I’d actually like to learn how the game works. You know — rotations, stats, why people keep telling me to interrupt things, and what exactly a “Mythic+” is. I’m hoping to find a guild that’s patient with returning players, generous with advice, and perhaps willing to hold my hand (figuratively… though I won’t say no to a literal escort through particularly embarrassing content).
In exchange, I offer a positive attitude, reliable participation, and an uncanny talent for making mistakes in entirely new and unexpected ways. I’m here to learn, laugh, and eventually contribute to a team that values good company as much as good DPS.
If that sounds like your kind of guild, I’d love to hear from you.
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Hello Rèinheardt!
Sick N The Dead is always on the look out for new people to play with! If you’re still looking for a home and we seem like we may fit your needs, please feel free to reach out.
Sick N The Dead 
Turalyon (Mostly Horde) | NA | Casual-Core | Social + PvE
Now Recruiting!
Looking for a tight-knit Horde guild that actually plays together, helps each other out, and doesn’t treat you like just another name on the roster? You’ve found us.
We’re Sick N The Dead — small but mighty — and we’re looking for friendly, active players to join our ranks.
What we do:
Delves – Regular runs with a laid-back crew who love to explore and smash things
Mythic Dungeons – Weekly keys with guildies who are helpful, not sweaty
Chill & Helpful Community – Questions welcome, mistakes forgiven, good vibes only
No Elitism, No Drama – Just Horde players having fun and pushing content together
Whether you’re just getting back into the game or you’re looking for a better guild home — we want to play with you.
Turalyon Server – Horde
Active Evenings & Weekends (NA)
Sound like your kind of guild?
BattleTag - Sendi#1418
Discord - sendi1418
Join Sick N The Dead – where the dead don’t stay down, and the sick fight harder. 
Guild & Server:
Inland Empire - WildHammer
Language(s): English
Raid Times/Days:
Tuesday Heroic Farm 6PM - PM PST
Saturday/Sunday from 6PM - 9PM PST
Progression: Current 2/8M - 8/8Heroic LoU
(Working on Mythic reverb/sprocket)
Recruitment Contacts: btag: HERNANDEZ23#11392 / Discord tag: xenophics1
Btag:MagicPants#113255
Discord:magicpants113255
okay but that’s a super cute witty looking for guild post, i love it! I’ll leave my guild’s info below- i look forward to hearing from you!
– New Guild Recruiting! 
Heroic Raiding | Social Events | Inclusive Community
Who We Are
is a brand new guild that’s just taken root — and we’re inviting you to grow with us from the ground up! Whether you’re a raider, a key-pusher, a mog enthusiast, or just someone looking for a welcoming, social guild that thrives both in and out of WoW, you’ll find a home here.
Raid Info
Tuesdays & Wednesdays, 8–10 PM CST
(6–8 PM PST / 9–11 PM EST)
Currently recruiting all roles for our Heroic progression team with casual Mythic aspirations. No sweaty vibes — just coordination, effort, and fun!
What We Offer
A fresh start with a chance to help build something magical
An inclusive, judgment-free atmosphere
Weekly social events like movie nights, game nights, book club, and more
In-game fun: mog contests, achievement runs, keystones, and chill dungeon nights
A whimsical aesthetic and well-organized community space with thoughtful roles and vibes
Join Us!
If you’re looking to be more than just a name on a roster and want to help shape a new community from day one, we’d love to meet you!
Contact Info:
BattleTag: JustJessicax#1997
Discord: feyrise
Sunday evening raid 5 to 9 central. Would love to chat with you. Btag is Rob#14848.