Resume the entire wow lore in a sentence

look at title

Everything in the universe is fighting and conflict never ends.

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Your title confuses me so I’m gonna sit on top of the mailbox in Ironforge and repeatedly spam the /glower emote and everyone around me.

Wait… scentance? Is this like, where you can smell a sentence?

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i cant type

Maw walker, you’re actually a universe child and everything needs to be killed by you.

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Meanwhile the Horde realizes it has gone almost half a year without losing a racial leader or otherwise important lore character, so they promptly promote Lor’themar to Warchief and commit an atrocity against the Alliance.

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You’re not the Champion of Azeroth, you are Azeroth.

Half expect this is where we are going anyway. We are an avatar of the Titansoul.

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Isolationism bites someone in the butt so they decide to join one of two global military super powers instead.

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They have a council now. Every 5 years just vote for a member of the council to be killed, problem solved and no more atrocities need be committed.

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The Night elves are to blame for everything.

I am not the champion Azeroth needs, but I am the one it deserves.

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Lovecraft, warhammer, Everquest, and lord of the rings lovechild.

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A bunch of homeless people take on the biggest and baddest in Warcraft lore and win, somehow everytime.

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cartoony.
/10chars

Lore:

https://giphy.com/gifs/masterchef-junior-fox-foxtv-l49JZQEJbmQs2ndAI

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A game of musical chairs to decide who’s going to end the world next. :stuck_out_tongue:

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killing people for whatever reasons with shiny stuff.

The Light and Void are having a cosmic arm wrestling competition

Medieval Doom Eternal…