Here it is 2024, it’s 4 years since 2020 when nzoth slowly clouded the world with his ‘madness’ yet still we are required to wear a Cloak to safeguard ourselves from supposed ‘madness’. Cloaks don’t work. There is no point in wearing a cloak and I wholeheartedly refuse!
Even if the madness was real a cloak is only a piece of cloth. Do you think a piece of cloth on your back can really prevent madness?
Wake up Sheeple!!! CLOAKS DONT WORK!!!
Wrathion really loves cloaks! He says wear it or you are not gonna be let in the club.
That’s what N’zoth WANTS you to think so he can one-shot you.
Agreed. Cloaks are just a scam by Big Tailoring to sell more cloth.
How thinly-veiled can you get?
We live in a world of magic, unicorns, and wild things like dragons and you’re questioning the validity of an item in said world.
Yes. The cloak works. And yes. You should wear it.
Power to the cloaks!
/moo 
That cloak had a hideous xmog.
Romulans want all your cloaks!
You can, of course, simply hide the offending cloak.
I have a Jambys soffle robe anyway.