The Alliance have no bands. The Horde have two. This is unbalanced and unfair to the Alliance. Remove the Tauren Chieftains. Place their dead bodies face down in the mud with an Alliance standard in their backs.
FOR THE ALLIANCE!
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See, this is why your tree was burned down.
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OP makes me so offended by their hate I want to rebuild their world tree just to burn it down again. Like how dare you. angry tauren huffy growl snort
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I like how, instead of advocating for new Alliance bands, you just want to straight-up execute one of the Horde bands.
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…of all the things in Azeroth to creatively get faux-upset over…THIS is what you chose?
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The Alliance needs its own music, but more in the Alliance spirit. Either a Celtic band in Ironforge, or a symphony in Stormwind.
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… That’s a bit extreme, OP.
I’d be happy if they would only learn a second song.
Instead of playing the same damn song over and over and over for nearly a decade…
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Then blizz makes a band of gnomes and makes it bluegrass banjo hillbilly dubstep.
And nothing was ever asked for by players ever again🤢
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They do have more songs but Blizzard in their infinite judgement never added it to the game.
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We are missing a two Handed Axe. One more to go.
“Plays a lick on my Sunlute”
“If it ain’t broke”
Their motto probably
I would so listen to Mumford & Gnomes and buy their stuff.
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You will get The Topper McNabb Jug Band and like it! I heard he does a killer version of The Devil Went Down to Torghast.
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Let’s compromise.
Instead, we will place the Elite Tauren Chieftains on the ashes of Teldrassil, with a Horde standard proudly displayed above them. You can go watch them rock out from the comfort of your Alliance territory any time you like, and it will be almost like the Alliance has a band of their own. Except they will kill you on sight if you get within their aggro radius.
See, compromise!
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Why not give the Alliance their own? I’m sure there’s a polka band in a retirement home near Blizz HQ that would fit the bill.
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Because the Horde is cooler and the Alliance doesn’t know how to have a good time. 
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Being truthful, I’m surprised the community on both sides, Horde and Alliance alike, hasn’t made more of a legitimate outcry about this over the years. There’s an infrequent, occasional mention of it by someone… but it’s never taken seriously. It should be.
Everyone loves the Tauren Chieftans, and that song they sing is iconic. Personally it still hasn’t gotten old to me, even after all these years. I hear that riff hit and I’m like yeaaaaaa the powerrrr of da Horrrrrrrrrrde lol… 
But aren’t we Alliance just a wee bit left out? Can we have a band too that everyone can have fun with? And no, not a joke band. Give us something cool that people will like.
Oh, and I don’t even care about that new Horde band, whatever it is. How can you enjoy it when they’re trying to kill you.
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Redneck dubstep and Bluegrass techno is a thing. Blizzard’s monkey paw has heard your cries so it may happen.
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Horde has spikes, spikes mean rock and roll.
Get some spikes and you too can rock.
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What kind of band would fit the Alliance? Justin Bieber?
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