Remove Gnomes

Now hear me out. Gnomes are soo short no one is gonna miss them anyway. Now I know what you are thinking…” Killshot I love that idea but what about MechaGnomes?!!” Well my answer is simple as it is elegant. We just cut the gnome part out and let the new old allied race be Mechs. But like Gundam mechs not the sissy kind we currently have. Imagine if you will charging up your prototype G cannon at the Jailer, one shotting him and becoming the Hero of Azeroth!

I hope this October you finally find it right in your hearts to remove this fundamental problem from the World of Warcraft.

KillshotX

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Apparently you don’t.

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Lol i found a roasted gnome on a stick other day laying next to me in Stormwind City Castle. I tired to post that on the trade chat to see if anyone is interesting to buy it, but they all Lmaos!

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Excuse you!

The ladies love me cause I vibrate in all the right places

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Doesn’t make sense to remove hordes main source of food.

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No! Remove you!

https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/wow/t/gnome-are-the-superior-race/688905

:face_vomiting: You just made me throw up my Applesauce.

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How could you desire destruction on something so precious?

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Yeah, so do washing ma… I mean mecha-gnomes.

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No I think you misunderstand. You can keep the “one ring” I’m saying metaphorically throw the hobbits into the Volcano.

Ok now that was funny. Definitely got a laugh out of me IRL

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You will not take our smol, adorable, bearded buddies!

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If I ever stoop so low to create a Mechagnome I shall name him “Kenmore” or “Maytag”

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Please do and post pictures. We can vibrate together

Remove? no way beside we love Grumble. :cookie:

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All you low IQ Gnome haters are cringe

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Just not “Samsung” because you can’t find anyone in the area who is willing to work on them. I had warranty work after the drum stopped spinning and I had to pay out of pocket because the warranty would have taken almost a month to be completed.

Samsung makes washers? Do they blow up like their phones do?

They are ok it’s just none of the local techs want to work on them. I got all Samsung appliances in my kitchen and the fridge died after 2 years but luckily they were sued for it so the warranty was extended to 7. Still that being said if I were to do it all over I’d buy kitchen aid and be done with it. I got them in a bundle on blackfriday from the Home Depot.

More Gnomes.

And let them retroactively rebuild the Undercity into a new (ish) Gnometopia.

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