Stranger danger, if someone asks where you live, you don’t tell them
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But how else will I get visitors to see my house
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what if u get robbed, if i knew where you lived, id rob u
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Unless I give someone my address, they’re going to have a very hard time trying to find me.
I mean, I can just set my house to private, you won’t even be able to step onto the lawn if you weren’t invited.
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Ngl, I’m typically more than fine giving a vague approximation out on the internet 
I just say I live roughly around the nearest large city.
I’m your brain on drugs, any questions?
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But what if they are promising to send me candy and xbox?
Why not send them to the wrong location in a (Where in the World is…) Carmen Sandiego style adventure?
Using obscure descriptions of landmarks, while using so many antonyms for the terrain, you can make a thesaurus blush.
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Keep your friends far and your enemies even further.
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Remember that websites, chatbots, and corporations are strangers too. Unless you’re in the process of paying for something to be physically delivered, they don’t need to know anything about you and it’s suspicious for them to even ask.
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20 Happy Stream Isle.
Moth to flame
flypaper.
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People stupid enough to steal my identity can have it. Be me you stupid idiots and you can have my life and problems. I’d gladly take a blank slate and be a nobody.
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Meh, there isn’t anything at the Surfing Crusade Surf Shack that’s worth stealing.
But im lonely sometimes 
I live in a floating Mausoleum, unless you’re dying to get in, I have nothing to fear 
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People keep asking if I live under a rock. Yes, yes I do.
I don’t envy the unwary U.S. home invader.
I live in a tree.
Be scared of the big bad boogie man!
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