And it averages out. Even using the OPs logs as an example, he averages out
https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/vNm9wM8P4Gc6gYy7?fight=24&type=damage-done&source=58
Here he’s getting a proc once every 17 ticks. Didn’t see him complaining about wanting to alt F4 here when he’s outside the standard deviation when it’s benefitting him. If you’re gonna accept the good, you’ve gotta accept the bad.
It. Averages. Out.
Next we’re going to be complaining because two people with 35% Crit has someone who got 4 more Crits in.