Relationship Advice - About N'Zoth

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Help.

I love my girlfriend, but she reminds me so much of N’Zoth in appearance that I am having difficulty kissing her.

Any advice?

Thanks and have a good night.

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Pretend you’re being romantic and close your eyes.

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Level your legendary cape to 15, and then buy the corruption:

[Romantic Entropy] allows you to kiss people with 100% successful rate.

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You’re probably right. My cloak is just too low level. I run out of sanity even being within a few feet of my gf.

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what’s a “girlfriend” ? where can i find it or who drops it ?

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I really can’t give any advice to someone who is in a romantic relationship with a squid, aside from the strong recommendation that you probably shouldn’t be in one to begin with.

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Personally id love to be ravaged by N’zoth.

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Look at her eyes and not down below.

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I mean, if my boyfriend had tentacles I would consider that a bonus. I am not seeing the issue here

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Let me see if I get this straight: she reminds you of N’Zoth, and that’s making it… harder?

Cuz N’Zoth is very kissable.

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I’m sorry but it sounds like you’re in a really toxic relationship with the bad juju

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Watch some videos before sexy time, turn off the lights, put your t-shirt over her face.

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If you’re suggesting that her head is split down the middle and housing a big fiery brain, I think y’all need to see a doctor O.O Tentacles are fine though, great for multitasking.

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