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You had my likeā¦ but now you have my scroll-a-batones!
I think the best outcome is that heās currently on the GD forums asking how he can ignore players on the forums.
Ignore the entire forums
Itās the only way to be sure
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who are you
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i dont really wanna know
Thereās so much anger on the forumsā¦ Who really is theā¦ aggressor?
YEEEAAAAAAH!
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Well at least heās consistent!
New Server Rules:
- The only realm-approved waifu is Calia Menethil. Anyone elseās waifu is now trash, and illegal.
- A weekly tithe of 100g must be paid to the almighty Susan Express.
- Blood Elf Death Knights are legally required to provide bandages to anyone who suffers papercuts from the edge of their TRP profiles.
- Garrosh Loyalists are required to attack the Sha of Anger at least once every hour as penance.
- Roleplaying as a Pandaren that isnāt a drunken monk will be met with execution.
- Night Elves can no longer role play as fire mages due to PTSD.
- Undead will no longer be allowed on Azeroth as of the release of Shadowlands as they can finally return to the afterlife where they belong.
- Dragon Roleplayers are now required to be spayed/neutered.
- Any Roleplayer who worships an old god is now required to supply their surplus eyes to a Demon Hunter.
- Sylvanas is no longer considered Waifu material by royal decree.
- When mentioned in any conversation, Thrall will now be referred to as āGreen Jesus, Blessed Be His Name.ā
- SanāLayn roleplayers will be beaten with fly swatters, like any other mosquito.
- High Elves are required to be Roleplayed as mana addicts, as the Almighty Chris Metzen intended.
- Warlocks cannot summon succubi until incubi are added into the game to promote equality.
- Draenei must polish their hooves daily to prevent dirt from tracking everywhere.
- Mechano-Hogs have been banned due to environmental regulations to offset the global warming impact from Teldrassilās burning.
- Moonguard has now been banished to the 9th circle of meme hell where it belongs.
- Mages are required to wear funny hats or be executed.
- Priests are required to reroll as paladin for being boring.
- Shamans must cover themselves in Dirt, Water, Gasoline or whatever chemical is in compressed air cannisters to attune themselves to the elements. Those who refuse to comply will just become boring mages.
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- Destro locks will be forced to reroll as mages. Demo locks will be force to reroll as a demon hunter.
- Druids are required to keep a consistent sleep schedule.
- More rules may be added based on behavior of this community. Iām watching you.
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No, you donāt understand. Alliance is one proposing rules. hord can either accept it or decline it.
ā¦the āsex legā gold spam website?
YOU are proposing the rules, not the Alliance. Most of the Alliance Roleplay community donāt like you.
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As Leader of the Stormwind Guard, I am part of the Alliance; and as such:
The Alliance is wanting to go in a slightly different direction.
Youāre fired.
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Iām howling right now.
You two really just sort of reached your whole arm into the swamp of my memory to dredge that up, didnāt you.
The Alliance isnāt proposing any rules since we collectively voted you off the island.
oof
do not cite the deep magic to me, witch
I was there when it was written
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I only remember it cause it was spammed in the forums incessantly for several months, complete with some ASCII art of a leg.
Oh hey, this is my 777th post. Nice.
EDIT: ā¦or not? Guess a bunch of my posts got nuked from orbit when threads got 404ād.
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Seeing Horde typed as āHordā constantly, for how much it pops up in the game itself, is something that blows me away like the misspellings of Rogue or Draenei.