Actually, elections for the new Horde Council just finished, and I swept every seat Jeb Bush-style.
So, given that I speak for the Horde now, please send a copy of this agreement in triplicate along with a tribute of pink Starbursts to my office. It’s right next to the pile of skulls in Orgrimmar.
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Ursuola!
Flawless victory.
yeah I’m pretty sure you’re right at this point. lil aggressor.
Okay, is someone following Gwyneth around to mass flag her posts or do all the chuds just independently conclude that her dunks are worth alt flagging and getting a ban over, while everyone else carries on in her stead?
I mean do y’all need someone to talk to? What’s going on?
they just got banned from walmart dude they need something to do in their spare time now.
What the hell is Varsity Snacks.
“I am inevitable.” - Thanos, on flagging my posts that have the word homophobe in it
“We … are … The Cabal!” - The Cabal, as we snap you back onto the forums.
There is no way this can be enforced.
You know what happens if a Horde walks in wearing no azerite? They’ll be attacked.
I’m sorry but you don’t speak for the Alliance playerbase on the server and there is no way you will get everyone, if anyone, to follow these rules on both sides.
Plus, like, it’s literally impossible to be in Stormwind without killing someone. Guards spawn to attack you if NPCs see you.
Who were you hoping to give 100 likes to a post agreeing to your policy?
Wasn’t it these very players in this very comment section?
Honestly it’s blatantly obvious that Aggressor is just a kid, to be honest. Early teenager at best. I don’t think he remotely understands how all this works.
Aggressor,
The RP Council (which doesn’t exist) has received your proposal and promptly delivered it to the outhouses across Azeroth in mass print in order to combat the lack of toilet paper on the front lines.
The RP Council (which doesn’t exist) makes the rules, such as the following proposal:
If this comment posted by Thokk gets one (1) like, then any sort of approval towards Aggressor's policy listed within this thread will be rendered null and void as well as reward Aggressor the title 'Doo-doo head'.
That proposal (which I didn’t just make up) came straight from the RP Council (which doesn’t exist).
Thank you for your time.
You know what, just because of this post, I’m going to attack Stormwind again later today.
So Alliance, when you see a Horde raid enter Stormwind and crush y’all, please be aware of who’s responsible.
(And I will stream it too.)
https://twitch.tv/shadowblades_
I stopped reading the second time you misspelled Horde.
Stop, just stop. This is a WRA issue and we’ll keep it that way, Shadowblades. We’re plenty able to kill him on our own thanks.
Oh goody. An off realm loser attacking Stormwind on an RP realm with a tiny alliance population. How mighty you must feel. 
Buy my silence.
Permanently.
100 likes per day.
For 100 likes per day, I will stop.
Okay, I won’t do it, but only because you asked me not to do so, Seranta.
I trust that you’ll actually kill him.
As you can see from my streams, they actually fight back, more so than plenty of other Stormwind realms I’ve visited.
Don’t humble yourselves.
Rule -25: Aggressor must pay everyone on the server 25 thousand gold per word when he speaks.
Rule -24: No one is required to take anything anything Aggressor says seriously. Or as factual.