Roast me please!
I mean, it looks awesome. Objectively itâs a 10/10, he would make a great character in a movie or TV series. We know his job just by his outfit. The still doesnât do the weapon justice because the enchant is too loud.
Subjectively, itâs far from creative. Weâve seen this look many, many times. It lacks originality. For that, it gets a 3/10.
Your roast is complete, enjoy your dinner.
Seeing how the title isnât saying âaboveâ, Iâm assuming itâs just you, specifically.
Eh. Standard Alliance faire, your weapon looks like a nuclear hazard. And even besides this, Ashbringer? Thatâs so 2007.
4/10, not a fan.
Ick. 2/10
0/10
Thereâs already a âRate that transmogâ thread here and on the transmog forums.
You said ROAST so:
Dang bro, this transmog is a crime against the light.
The purple and blue are clashing like they owe each other gold, and that red fire Ashbringer skin? It looks like you picked it blindfolded during a server crash. Thereâs literally a matching light fire skin and you still fumbled the bagâimpressive, honestly.
And donât even get me started on the tier 20 spam. This isnât a mog, itâs a participation trophy. You didnât âdesignâ an outfit, you just let the raid dress you and called it a day.
Every party needs a pooper thatâs why they invited you, party pooper. Party pooper~.
I appreciate the feedback!
STABS SELF WITH UGLY ASHBRINGER
When people talk about your bright lights mog, they are talking about how it looks like the light isle at Home Depot that once you get to the end of it, you have permanent sunspots on your cornea.
Says nothing, just attaches you to a spit, places it over a fire, and starts turning the spit
I rate you transmog 10/10 very hunk and maybe I am a little biased
You couldnât look more standard issue if you wanted to.
5/10, your outfit is the equivalent of picking Mario in Mario Kart, which is fine, but everyone knows theyâre here for characters like Waluigi, Dry Bones, and Rosalina.
Gross! You look like an alliance fan boy with that get-up. You eat, sleep, irl live that stuff, lion boy? Better stay outta the light, you might reflect that /censored/ and end up permanently blinding someone. Then how will you cuddle your Varian body pillow at night?
(ok, howâd I do? all that was in jest ofc)
Yeah itâs ok
You did great, really you didâŚ

Roast me please!
Id love to but your profile pic is just a generic NPC. Pls give us a link to what you want roasted!
Roast you?
Hmm, ok.
Great transmog! It reminds of⌠EVERY OTHER HUMAN PALADIN IâVE EVER SEEN! The last time I saw that much gold, âShimmy Shimmy Yaâ was coming out of it. How many 9V batteries do you go through for your hammer and shoulders?
All your responses have been equally great and demoralizing. Thank you guys.
cries
Since this is a judge my transmog and not the person above you.
Ok OP
My first thought is Old man Blanduin