Quotes to Live By

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

-Dolly Parton

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If no one came back in time to stop you how bad a decsion could it be?
-someone

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It’ll be gone in two weeks
-Orange guy

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I could help you, by the way, I will help you! I wanna help you! But now you have to help me to help you.

  • Major Rocha (Elite Squad film)

If you must break the law, do it to seize power: in all other cases observe it.

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Fun on a bun… also…
https://youtu.be/b3x_AnRjoUk

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https://youtu.be/jiYtdnsdt1o
Heheheh

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The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him.

-niccolo machiavelli

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Man who goes to bed with scratchy butt, wakes up with smelly finger.

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“Nobody important? Blimey, that’s amazing. You know that in nine hundred years of time and space and I’ve never met anybody who wasn’t important before.”

  • The Doctor
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:neutral_face:

:confounded:

:face_vomiting:

/10char

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“Well, to be honest, I’m not working all that hard really…”

  • Yoko Taro. Director of Nier: Automata.
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Mine is from WoW…

“Time is a scary thing. When you lose it, you can’t find it. When you want it, it’s not there. When you try to keep it, the hourglass turns its self around.”

  • Nozdormu
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Good news everybody, The poison Slime pipes are flowing again

-Professor Putricide

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https://i.gifer.com/T59S.gif

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Fine! Dishonor! Dishonor on you, dishonor on ya cow!
-Mushu

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My two favorites will always be:

When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite - Churchill

Familiarity breeds contempt. - Chaucer

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SKOL! ~ Vikings

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“That ain’t Falco!”

  • Super Smash Brothers Melee man
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“A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you are looking down, you cannot see something that is above you.” ― C.S. Lewis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wrw3c2NjeE

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