Quizzed my friend on WoW

He is a new player who wanted to play through all the previous xpacs before getting into TWW. He started as an Orc

Q. What is The Horde?
A. The more primitive races of Azeroth banding together for survival. I feel like the bad guy

Q. What is The Alliance?
A. Main enemies of The Horde. They seem more unified and have this hot blonde mage lady as their leader

Q. Why do the Horde and Alliance fight?
A. It seems like The Horde instigate alot of the conflict. Everything was okay under Thrall but the Forsaken poison bombed their own people. Garrosh was all for war, and apparently bombed the mage ladies city? Then the Forsaken leader took over and everything just started going downhill. The Horde as also dropped like 5 bombs on the Alliance

Q. Why didn’t you mention Vol’jin?
A. Who?

Q. Why did we go to the Dragon isles?
A. They were sick or something

Q. Who are the Dragon Aspects?
A. Protectors of Azeroth. But we seem to have to protect them more than they protect us

Q. Who are the Titans?
A. The gods in the universe. They seem like they created all of the races on Azeroth

Q. Do you think the Titans could be evil?
A. That Sargeras guy was evil and a Titan right? I could see it, but it seems more like they are just control freaks than evil.

Q. Why did we go to the Shadowlands?
A. Forsaken lady wanted to take over death because she was angry at something. I think she was just angry she couldn’t have her way

Q. Who is Zovaal?
A. Who?

He plans on playing an Alliance character next to get the other side of some stories.

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Tell your friend to generate a surreal image of a luxuriously fat cat floating in a galaxy, surrounded by giant floating melting clocks and fantastical stars now.

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Ive played wow since launch and i cant answer most of those.

ive played wow since i was 12 now 19 i can’t answer most of these either. you lost me at dragon isles, aspects, titans, and shadowlands.

Sounds like you and your friend both play Blood Elves and this whole quiz is made up.

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I couldn’t help but think of this.

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Poor dude. See him sometime next year after he gets through all that.

Whatever happened to just wanting to smash some things and kill boars in a video game.

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