Quit blaming the Horde

You chose to play a human(yawn), a werewolf (yawn), tentacles out your face(gross), wee people, or a blue hippie. They are all lame compared to the Horde. Diversity is what attracts Horde players, so you chose a majority group which is now the minority. LOL!

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Coming from a Blood Elf, this is rich. And I’m a Male Human Paladin, I know what lack of diversity is.

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ended the alliance

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What are you even saying here?

Also, did you just yawn at werewolves? Werewolves are awesome! I guarantee you wouldn’t be complaining about them if they were on the Horde.

The Alliance has wicker druids, mind flayer elves, tolkien-esque forest elves, flesh-robots and possible cyborgs, werewolves, and space aliens.

I’ve been quite happy with the diversity over here.

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Amusingly, the Alliance was the Alliance in the RTS games (changing from simply “humans” in Orcs & Humans) because of the presence of Dwarfs and High Elves, the latter of which were taken away and given to the Horde.

So what you say is true. The Horde has diversity and choice — the choice to play an Alliance race on the red team. And if you don’t choose to play on the red team, you can’t play that Alliance-defining race at all.

Thanks, Blizzard!

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He says, on the race that trivialized the Uldir content.

QUARANTINE HAS BEEN BREECHED! Someone call the hazmat team.

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Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! …

:popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:

Get your popcorn, while supplies last!

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Blood elves comprise more than a third of the Horde’s overall total. A third!

You might claim the Horde is more “diverse,” but obviously people aren’t finding that diversity enticing.

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Initiate sterilization protocol! We must not allow this thread to become a high elf thread!

I chose horde purely because I don’t like playing beefy characters. I got trolls, undead, blood elves, and I unlocked nightborne so I got some selection. If I wanted to play a nonbeefy male character on alliance side I got gnomes… or i have to unlock void elves which I really don’t care for enough to put in the effort.

It’s been 12 years get over it

you’re playing a human with pointy ears.

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Checks calendar

Yep, it’s Sunday.

grabs bucket of popcorn

4 brutish oafs (Orc and Troll races)
2 hippies (Tauren)
1 unpopular edgelord (rot humans)
1 whining diva race (blood elf)
1 overachiever (Nightborne)
1 technonerd (goblin)
and a shared rotund bear
vs.
1 milquetoast (humans)
1 jock (kul tirans)
2 angry drunks (dwarves)
1 goth (velf)
1 fitness junkie health nut (night elf)
2 straight edge squares (draenei)
1 technonerd (gnome)
1 mascot (worgen)
and shared rotund bear.
I think the Alliance has you beat for diversity…

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/pats you on the shoulder

I know the feeling there my friend.

Let’s see what you have bud.

Green humans with dental issues, shades of green people with some major dental issues, cows, moldy humans, short anarcho-capitalist humans and humans with knife ears.

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Says the Blood Elf, the most boring race on Horde that also comprises the vast majority of Horde players. It’s cool, though. You can have your limp-wristed race. Classic is coming. And there will be a reckoning for Horde.

Fun fact: they had to make male Blood Elves more muscular because they initially looked WAAAAYYYY too feminine.

Vs. a walking, talking corpse. Alright then.

Never fails for them to take up an elf whining opportunity.