Put Your Faith In The Light and All Is Possible!

I have seen the Light. The Light is bright. The Light is beautiful. The Light is kinda hurty but not in a bad way.

The Light shall defeat all darkness!

All are welcome within the Light except for Demon Hunters because of what happened last time :smiley:

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Only follow the light of Elune the void loa, and her shinyful star Azshara!

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Nah. The Light was very rude to me when I slaughtered the Silver Hand defenders on their holy ground and attempted to raise its greatest champion into an eternity of suffering and damnation.

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Jeez, I can’t imagine why the Light would have a problem with any of that.

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you just want a light succubus don’t you?

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I know, right? All I did was attempt to defile the most sacred place and person in Azeroth and it tried to burn me. Very un-neighborly, if you ask me.

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What? No!

Maybe…?

Kinda…

Yeah! I do! What’s the problem with that?!?

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They finally corrupted Mortis. It is more important now than ever for all N’zoth’s faithful to spread the good word and keep more souls from falling into the Light’s eternal servitude!

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says the velf.

Like I said, N’zoth’s faithful!

Put your faith in Akunda. Akunda will ease all your pain.

For many years I’ve tried to obtain the Void Succubus.

I begged and pleaded with the powers of the universe for a Void Succubus, but I was denied.

I even made a mock-up on photoshop so that the powers of the universe knew exactly what I was talking about.

https://i.imgur.com/aI1ZT2j.jpg

But the powers of the universe denied me my Void Succubus.

So now I’ll try getting a Light Succubus :smiley:

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Void and Light are both half the coin, Mortis! What the Void won’t give you, the Light can’t either! :frowning:

I… I am not really interested in a Thunder Lizard Succubus…

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It doesn’t matter, Akunda the Fel. You already walk with Akunda.

No on told me we were joining space cults today.

I would have brought my sparkle robe.

:sparkles::lab_coat::sparkles:

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That… That cannot be…

Was all of this for nothing?

Will I have to be satisfied with a regular Succubus, a Fel Succubus, a Shadow Succubus, a mini-Succubus and a Shivarra?

That can’t be the way!

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I’m sorry, Mortis. I know this is a hard truth to accept, but there are no Light succubi.

NO! I refuse to believe that! Lothraxion exists! So a Holy Succubus must also exist! And she probably wears an interesting nun outfit!

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Lothraxion was a Dreadlord, so he started out as a Void entity, became Fel, and then became Light. He went from one opposite to the other. I’m sorry. Succubi are only fel flavored :frowning: