So, it was discovered that there were 101 royal puppies in Stormwind!
All within a secret highly guarded compartment within Stormwind, all named ‘Crithto’.
- Since it’s hard to manage too many all at once, they have been trained to run amuck one at a time throughout the city before returning on a set-time through the Mekatorque designed dog-door which opens automatically for the next dog – who knows its time to run out; as they run out, the other should be running in.
They are exceptionally fluffy puppies. Such sumptuous fur! Moreso than what could even be found on that alternate timeline world of Draenor … 
Later, I had discovered:
- When removing one puppy from the equation, the next pup is still released & the doggy-doors cycle continues either way …
- Using a pup-calling voice-mimic device (Learned from the raptor call from Dalaran’s best seller illusionary movie: Un 'Gorossic park ) — You can lure other puppies towards you as they come along.
I had managed to collect 100 puppies, before the guards noticed that most were missing & set out a campaign to find them. Little do they know, it is too late …
— For you see, I have a pretty full wardrobe … but not, completely full. 
♫•* ̈*•. ̧ ̧♪
"Seeeee, my … VEST ~ See my vest! Made from real Chimaerok chest!
♫•* ̈*•. ̧ ̧♪
Feel this sweater, there’s no better,
Than authentic Iskaara Ottuk otter ♫♪
See this hat? 'Twas my Loque’nahak cat … 
My evening wear – Vampire Venthyr bat! 
— These white slippers are albino ~
Sholozar endangered rhino! 
Grizzly Ursoc bear underwear 
Beret of core-hound poodle, on my noodle - it shall rest,
Try my red Rhukmar suit 
It comes one breast or blue alter two — Thanks Anzu 
— See my vest, see my vest,
See my vessst! ♫•* ̈*•. ̧ ̧♪
Like my loafers? Former Mulgore gophers —
It was that or skin my Worgen chauffeurs 
But a puppy-fur tuxedo
Would be beeesst’
So let’s prepare these dogs! 
(Kill two for matching clogs)
