Public Enemy #1

(J. Jonah Jameson voice)

Grumbles the gnome is a menace to society and must be apprehended. I won’t stand for this outrage, where does he get off pulling these kind of stunts!

I need everyone to go out and get me pictures of Grumbles so we can show them to the devs and have him banned from this sacred community! I won’t have my kids growing up around that thing!

RISE UP AND TAKE OUT THIS MENACE!

Hands off the cookie gnome and nobody gets hurt.

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Did he give you a cookie with raisins in it? :scream:

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What, don’t like today’s special oatmeal and raisin cookies?

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Those are the best cookies

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Think of their teeth! We can’t just let this, this thing, go around giving cookies to our children!

I hear his void cookies are wonderful.

Your blasphemy against cookie Santa will not stand Sir!

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There are Sunday threads, and then there are Kamikaze threads.

pulls out a bag full of shuriken made from cookies

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eats cookie in deep thought
I wonder if Grumbles is trying to mind control us with cookies. So when the Gnomes have their uprising he will have his own personal army.

grabs another cookie and eats it

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Is this where the angry mob is forming?

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You DARE to utter such blasphemy about the Loa of Cookies? Outrageous!

/moo :cow:

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Why 4 U no like cookie gnome?

U bad orc, go way.

/shoo

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I don’t kill people I like unless the pay is good.

How much? I can be persuaded to fire a few chaos bolts his way.

No and besides,don’t Orc children eat worse then cookies anyway?

Nah Grumbles and their cookies are amazin!