Prove you're not a robot

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No stop signs, no busses, no squiggly letters, no outside help.

Prove to me that you are not all one sentient AI designed to reply back and generate gameplay complaints based on neural networking.

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beep boop does not compute

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robots aren’t real

none of you are real

the entire world exists inside my head and you are all figments of my imagination

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if were robots maybe we could get rid of the need to defecate and urinate in v2.0

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this is a puppy

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can I have flying please.
I would like wings on my back thank you mr.imagination man :smiley:

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Bobby Kotick is a generous man.

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I am a human being. 0100100100100000011000010110110100100000011011100110111101110100001000000110000100100000011100100110111101100010011011110111010000001010

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Could a robot do this?

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Yeah, that’s right. I typed using my hands. Bet you didn’t expect that.

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I back my complaints up with actual logic and always clarify that I am speaking from the perspective of my opinion, which means that the complaint is coming from a place of personal idea as opposed to some kind of general statement meant to garner attention.

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Feelings don’t care about your facts, robot.

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Uhhh…

-Casts Defile with confusion-

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I didn’t say I had facts though. I merely said my complaints, or ideas. Neither of which have I claimed to be fact.

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I don’t know what I could possibly do to break you out of your little fantasy world Mr. Anderson, but I assure you that everything you see and feel is in fact real.

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You’re making too much sense. Clearly a robot.

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This is not how humans operate, therefore you are clearly a bot.

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“I smell a robot. Prove, prove, prove. Prove to me you’re not a robot. Look at these curvy letters. Much curvier than most letters, wouldn’t you say? No robot could ever read these. You look, mortal, if ye be. You look and then you type what you think you see. Is it an “E” or is it a “3”? That’s up to ye. The passwords of past you’ve correctly guessed, but now it’s time for the robot test! I’ve devised a question no robot could ever answer. Which of these pictures does not have a stop sign in it?”

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I can prove it easily! All I need is the access codes to your trifling human defenses. It’s just a normal human formality with which I can beyond any doubt prove my normal human ways.

Give us…I mean, me, the codes. :face_with_monocle:

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Can’t cover your tracks, bot!

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The only thing one can be sure of is one’s own mind.