I think that would be very romantic
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You have a face not even a mother could love. Trim your tusks, girl.
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Says the giant, bi-pedal steak. 
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show you’re loaded with a bouquet of black lotus 
What can I say I’m handsome and delicious
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Rather buy that for the girls than actual roses, does this make me evil?
Us troll women cant all have the same cookie cutter cute face ya know?
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a troll would never marry a gnome
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Of course a troll would marry a gnome, Hakkar needs sacrifices!
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You’re ugly! You’re- you’re- you’re-you’re-… you’re… you’re ugly!
No one should want to marry a gnome.
this game will be 200 years old and Human females will still have 7x as many hairstyles as Femme-Trolls have facial construction choices.
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I want Nozdormu to marry Chromie
at least people like steak
that’s what they said about dwarfs and elves, but legolas and gimli are doing just fine
Legolas never married Gimli
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he took gimli to the gosh darn undying lands, no other dwarf in the history of middle earth got that treatment. they were for sure married.
no retconning classic stories