thats right we need BREAD ELVES! MAKE THIS HAPPEN BLIZZ! delete draenei and VOID HUSSIES AND replace them with bread elves! they can have special powers like +10 to cooking. and new class cooking class. also we should have the power to throw cakes at void elves. also we should get a new mount: pumpkin for pumpkin bread. also we should have a new area: breadmoon city. also a special warrior form BREAD STANCE!
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Insert “Army Bread for a single purpose joke” here
“These are Bread Elves. Their crust is thick, and their ears broad!”
/salute.
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I only want to be a brioche paladin
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What kinds of special breads will these Bread Elves be experimenting with…?
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As long as it’s pumpernickel bread…
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Probably Whole Wheat.
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Me and all my Pandaren friends would eat them
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Pops Damage cooldowns
Prepare vous por des pains!
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So the Blood Elfs can complain they’re stealing all their customizations, and the Void Elfs get more? No, no more Elfs.
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all kinds of bread.
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I go for some toasted garlic breadsticks.
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I can’t wait for the competition between blood elves and bread elves for who is more generic and bland.
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Name checks.
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Dragonflight starting zone.
Red Dragon: here they come. The lesser races. Sigh. I suppose we have to be nice to them.
Blue Dragon: well they will solve our food supply problems.
Red Dragon: no eating the mortals was Alexstrasza command.
Blue Dragon: but self-defence is allowed. Not out fault they are perfectly sized for our mouths.
Red Dragon: what the hell is that?
Wrathion pops up.
Wrathion: that’s a Bread Elf.
Blue Dragon: come again?!
Wrathion: they just popped out of the abandoned Sunwell fortress. Some experiment by the Legion to improve the meatiness of the elves to feed their hounds I think.
Red Dragon: didn’t work very well.
Wrathion: well no predator will touch them, no meat. And herbivores don’t eat bread so… .
Blue Dragon: good thing we can eat anything.
Red Dragon: make a good snack.
Wrathion: heard they go well with Strawberry Jam and whipped cream.
Alexstrasza (quietly listening behind them): garlic butter is better
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Delete Draenei, pssshhhh! Get out here with this non sense. 
Draenei are the coolest Alliance race. How about Alliance get the Broken and I’ll go full faction transfer to the Alliance. 
I want a Broken Hunter so bad.
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The Tillers are watching.
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If you are a bread elf. And you are too close to the Sunwell
Do you become a toast elf
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What a stale idea, this is toast. It’s really gonna crumble.
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What if a bread elf got extra baked and became a high elf ?
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