Pretty undead

So it seems every new major undead character Blizzard adds, they make them pretty even if it makes absolutely no sense (Derek being in the ocean for 30 years and still being well preserved)

So are we going to get undead with no bones? Or undead that stand up straight? Or does Blizzard just not care?

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Are you saying that i’m not pretty?

Who even needs those other Undead when you have me! :innocent:

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Amen, sister. We have you, that is all we need <3

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Death Knights are undead. The only thing that separates a DK from a normal, say, warrior or paly, is the glowing eyes. Derek was much worse looking.

So if u looking for bad looking undead, look at the forsaken undead horde side.

I hope so.

Also put your old transmog back on…

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You’re cute, you look like a undead Gnome with pigtails :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Thanks… i think?

Flips pigtails

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I usually alternate between 3 or so outfits! I just changed outta the hat to this one :’)

Well, I noticed it is a trend with Wow races that the female models tend to be pretty regardless of race. The men, however, are usually ugly (Don’t worry blood elf males, I lumped you in with the female models in this comparison)

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Anyone else surprised the OP is a belf? Me either.

I don’t want a “pretty undead.” I want a badass zombie. If you want a Barbie undead, do this:

Can you lump my Dwarven brothers in the ‘pretty’ category too please?

<3

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I’d totally play an empty skin sack.

Would be nice to get more undead options. I like my undead mostly classic style, but if I had the option to have better posture or less bones I’m sure I’d use it on maybe one of my undead alts.

For example, I race changed for the first and only time so far back in Legion. My lock had basically become my main in that expansion. I usually play lots of alts, but having started the expansion late, and how punishingly unfriendly the artifact weapon system was for alts, I mostly played just one. My lock had been undead since classic but I got tired of my one Legion character having a torn up mog that also had visual and clipping problems due to the undead posture. So, I switched to blood elf. I keep meaning to switch back now that I can play more alts again and because I just have way too many elves anymore.

But yeah, after too many words, more options are always better.

You think Derek is pretty barbie undead?

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I would generally prefer for prominent Forsaken characters to look like the general Forsaken populace. I like Nathanos’s new model, but this appears to have started a trend.

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You’re in luck. Blizzard ALREADY added pretty undead to the game!!!

They’re called “Void Elves”.:crazy_face:

Notice the pasty-white skin that looks just like the skin on Forsaken? No red blood cells carrying oxygen flowing in those veins. This is because Void Elves are actually just dead Blood Elves.

Dead long enough to clearly look like a corpse, but not so ripe that decaying flesh has started falling off the bones.

The “secret sauce” behind Void Elves is Void Stuff. Alliance imports Void Stuff and delivers it for processing at secret gnome factories. Void Stuff is a heavy-duty preservative that’s force-fed to every Void Elf.

Without Void Stuff, us Void Elves would ripen and start to stink. Our flesh would fall off in chunks and within days we’d look just like Forsaken.

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Exactly, this is what I’m saying. Prominent undead should actually look like the players. It says something that Blizzard isn’t willing to do that

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I agree.

Daddy Nathanos may be hot… but we need more Forsaken like me!

Flips pigtails

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Upon reading this I’m reminded of Thomas Zelling. He died and was raised within less than a [REDACTED] minute looking like he’d been dead and buried for years.

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;n; if i had feelings they would be hurt right now.
.n.