Predict how the war will start next expac

We all know the disney friendship won’t last for long.

Tyrande attacking the Horde because she has no reason not to.

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I took candle.

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There’s a cannon aimed at Stormwind. If it’s going to be used this expansion then it will probably be at the very end like the sword in Silithus. Big dramatic finish. Alliance angry.

Sylvanas will play the misdirection card, visiting Bolvar Fordragon telling him that his daughter lives and is in danger by the Horde.

Malfurion chokes on a fishbone and dies. Somehow, it’s the horde’s fault and Tyrande goes wild.

There, I just thought of an opening on par with Blizz’s writing. :wink:

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Whatever causes it, it’ll probably be the hordes fault again. Because “evil evil bad guys” is our assigned role in the story now.

horde start war with alliance again but this time for my chili fries recipe.

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While visiting Org, Anduin meets and falls for a young Goblin woman, who is due to marry someone chosen by Trade Prince Gallywix.

With the help of the Goblin girl’s assistant, the women arrange for the young couple to be secretly married, but Anduin’s attempt to stop a street fight results in Zappyboi’s death. For this crime, Anduin is banished from Org, and separated from his Goblin sweetheart.

In a desperate plot to reunite with him, she fakes her own death. Unfortunately, Anduin misses a critical message, and thinking his Goblin dead, kills himself.

Enraged over the suicide of their king, the Alliance declares war on Gallywix, and by proxy The Horde. The Fifth War has started.

Somewhere on a meadowed hillside, sorrowful friends make a small shrine for Anduin, and his love, Jillette.

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More of the same then?

Did they hire a new team? If not then yeah.

Away to heaven, respective lenity,
And fire-eyed fury be my conduct now.

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Thrall burns down Stormwind.

I’ll pore the gasoline in mage quarter to help him out. That portal spire when you can’t fly…needs to go. Hell when you fly its sucks.

Yes person who played when classic wasn’t classic and new I am in awe of your massive mount that is no longer available. Truly in awe, I am not worthy to be in your presence even /s.

Now can you move you and your stupid mount from the top of the tower entrance. Get your butt in the door or fly the hell off really. Please

The next expansion will be called “Peace and Cuddles” and there will be no war and everyone will get along and sing songs about snuggling together. You heard the leak here first!

It’s either the horde thinking that it’s time for another genocide (like they always do) or (hopefully) tyrande seeking justice for her people.

then the #youtoo patch hits in 9.1, safe spaces become pvp areas, “peace and cuddles” are now hate speech and harassment. All players banned for the peace and cuddles done during the 9.0 to 9.1 time frame.

Tyrande will burn…um…uhhh…do we Horde have Tree houses??
Anyway She will burn something down, and then Malfurion will say “they will come for us now, all of them”.
BfA 2: electric boogaloo.

There will probably just be pockets of conflict that develop. Not an all out war again, but issues between members of each faction here and there.