anyone remember the trash talk that went on back in 2010??? If you want a similar experience, just play a tank in solo shuffle and let the hunter you out DPS every round spam you with insults and go afk to make you go 5-1 instead of 6-0.
then report them for the lulz.
My mom wouldn’t let me play CoD
Hello, how are you doing today? Fantastic. Could I please get two McChickens with no mayonnaise, and a medium diet coke? Also, what pies do you have today? Just cherry? Ok just the sandwiches and a drink please.
No mayo on a sandwich? it’s McDonald’s man it’s not healthy for you anyway you slice it might as well get the flavor
Crying for real rn
um sir, think about the dryness your mouth is about to go through. You better make that a large diet coke.
mcdonalds cooks right now putting this together:
Mayonnaise is disgusting. BBQ sauce. Ketchup works too in a pinch.
Fast food mayo isnt real mayo though. It’s just white cream to help everything slide down your throat easier.
Probably has a high protein content too.
All the more reason not to get it.
I live for the thrill of mayo. It’s so good, I feel like sylvanas wind runner getting away with genocide when I eat it
I like it on my slaw. Then I like putting that slaw on my pulled pork bbq sandwich.
You ever eat mayo and Nutella? Tangy chocolate
It’s odd you say that because one of my kids was eating this earlier today on carrots and it really grossed me out watching.
Unironically pretty good but I eat weird food. I toasted some dumb vegan bread(lol) and put mayo, Nutella, sardines and these fermented chillis stuffed with cheese on it. Was pretty good
Honestly okay if it’s toasted. Good, even. 
Of course the furry is vegan 
Theres this mayo ‘hack’ i found for instant ramen, generally if it’s miso flavour but it’s ok with other flavours.
You put the powder pack in the bowl with a raw whole egg, maybe a tsp of mayo, preferablly japanese, basically just egg yolk mayo rather than whole egg, and a clove of garlic ground up.
mix that until it’s consistent, then make instant ramen like normal. (follow instructions on package.) dumb good. green onion garnish is an easy topping. obviously making real food is better but this is super fast and just beats the watery noodle soup you get otherwise out of the packets.
No, I’d fall apart on a vegan diet. I just found that the bread is much better if it’s toasted.
I love their food but i’m not trying to drop meat anytime soon
What is this incoherent rambling?
