if anywhere in-game is free real estate, where would you choose to squat/settle down and what complaints will the local HoA fill your mailbox with/what will your home look like?
and don’t say dalaran because that housing market crashed
my pick is maldraxxus because nobody would ever want to go back there which is great because I don’t like people
marileth is cool tho he can crash on my sofa
My “dream crib”
A floating necropolis decorated in a combination of Torghast and Venthyr aesthetics.
tanaris. or the peak of serenity.
tanaris is my favorite questing zone, is a desert, has great music… would be a great place to set-up a home! and the peak of serenity… well, it was my favorite non-questing zone in the game before the legion spilled their fel-ink all over the place. i would’nt mind heading back there and fixing it up.
Mrgl’s Bar and Gill. Murglgrlgll with the best of them!
Ima settle down somewhere sp00ky like Bradensbrook
Mereldar, obviously.
But probably after we sort out Beledar’s constant shifting, I don’t wanna be eaten by a Kobyss 
Wondering isle turtle, no one can bother me or disaster that rises up on Azeroth.
For real, a nice beach house, not sure where would be a good spot.
anywhere close by the beach.
Somewhere high up in Booty Bay. I’d buy the whole building and live at the very top, getting a bird’s eye view of everything and with all those goblins, it won’t be boring.
A rustic cabin in Grizzly Hills with my Worgen wife.
A cute little house in Halfhill. I like the design of those buildings and would love a garden. Nice chill spot.
Probably in the raid antorus on a platform overlooking Azeroth.
Westfall would be a nice place to live in if I culled defias, murlocks and gnolls on my walks
The little urban sprawl area around Shattrath City in Warlords of Draenor looks like it would have all the comforts of modern living.
Too bad it was only used as a rep grind spot.
Gnomeregan
I kicked out the dungeon mobs and turn it into a massive skate park, BMX ramps and such all around the place, left a few Alarmo-bots in place just to keep the guests on their toes.
Mekgineer Thermaplugg was given the choice of getting melted down or being the resident DJ, he now drops the bass.