Post BfA Horde in a Nutshell

Prince Baine moves into his new home as Stormwind’s newest vassal.

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The King’s new consort has arrived, I see.

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valeera looking good though

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Vassal?

Let’s be real here, it’s Anduin. He’s Co-King.

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Consorts have no true power.

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Anduin’s a good boy, he wouldn’t have a consort. He’d put a ring on it.

…how does that work for Tauren? Nose rings?

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Sylvanas was right - this horde is nothing

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Hm, fitting.

There’s a no return policy, sorry team blue.

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She dolled up when she heard that she had competition as the official Wrynn consort. Guess its back to slumming it in the honey-laced hearthstone Inns.

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Well, we just had Saurfang wielding Shalamayne and Anduin giving a speech in the middle of Orgrimmar, so of course the next step is for Baine to officially move to Stormwind Keep.

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You can keep him. Forever. Good riddance in my book.

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The Horde just officially won Battle for Azeroth.

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Sweet. But you have to take Anduin. It’s only fair.

Sylvanas master plan all along actually worked. She did say in Before the Storm that the Tauren belong with the Alliance.

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Can we put Anduin in a sack and dump him outside Orgrimmar in return? Please?

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Don’t give blizz any ideas. I can see it now, 5th war caused because the Horde kidnapped Alliance high king!

Seconded. Baine has never been Horde.

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Do not worry the Cowmans time will come and with any luck he’ll be replaced by the more ruthless Grimtotem.

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Why waste your time dragging him to Orgrimmar? Put rocks in the bag and throw him in the ocean. Think about your back!

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I don’t know what I was thinking. You’re right, we have a perfectly good harbour right outside! Not even the Horde deserves Anduin.

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Umm… idk about thaaaaat :tired_face:

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