Poor Gnomes 😢

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What is it like to be the most edible race in Azeroth?

How do you survive day-to-day with so many denizens of this world wanting to devour you or make you a tasty snack?

Even the Blood Goddess Elune every so often gets a snack attack and demands Gnome munchies when she gets bored of eating Orcs.

I also heard that you fled Ironforge because the Dwarves ran out of beer-basted boar ribs and began turning to the poor Gnomes as a tasty alternative :scream:

It must be so difficult to live your existence as a walking roast dinner :frowning:

Here’s to you my delectable little tasty morsels, a toast to the tastiest midgets in all of Azeroth :wine_glass::wine_glass::wine_glass: :champagne:

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I am routinely compared to steak, what are you going on about?

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They are good with arc wine :wine_glass:

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Just another day. Putting people in their place who think it is a smart idea to attack a gnome with weapons twice the size of her body.

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They run and hide of course! Slick little rascals :yum:

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OP, I think you misspelled puntable.

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I shoot 'em in the knees. As they fall down squealing like little girls I leap onto my enormous Tundra Icehoof, squashing them and laughing gleefully.

Time for a capuccino!

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You aren’t a very nice elf. Gnomes are friends.

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It’s just the way of things

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I bath daily in chilli powder to the point my body has become immune to it… I am almost more chilli than gnome now.

Good luck trying to eat me

/fruit hat
/spicy sexy dance

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There’s a certain human you need to watch out for then

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disguising yourself as a demon hunter fools noone my little Foie gras :wink:

Evil is fun :grin:
Go evil!!! :grinning:

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I’ll make an exception with you.

Your fruity Carmen Miranda dance is just too charming :wink:

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Did you know: Gnomes are not actually food? It’s a common myth that gnomes are either A. food or B. Some sort of sportsball when we are in fact neither!

The other day this fellow tried to take a bite so I restrained him using my void tentacles (most gnomes have them) and give him a lengthy lecture on the history and biology of gnomes and how in fact consuming just one could lead to death!

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Looks like Dreta’s dream of turning all gnomes to the void has become a reality!

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There is a reason my armor is red and I am still walking around Azeroth. Try and eat me I dare you.

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I love Gnome Rogues, it’s like a easter egg hunt trying to find them :wink:

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Just like goblin rogues, yet we don’t explode when we are found.

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munches on a raw Ghost Pepper while looking at this self-described spicy Gnome

While I don’t eat Gnome… word to the wise “hot stuff”. Some of us LIKE spicy to absurd levels, and your “Warning” is more like “Dinner Bell” to us.

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STOP EATING YOUR ALLIES.

PLEASE........

…God.

:stuck_out_tongue:

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