Please, take a seat

You’ve been scrolling through these sour posts for a while now, adventurer. Please take a seat by the fire! There’s fresh mana buns and sparkling spring water for you to enjoy!

I hope you all have a wonderful weekend and stay toasty in this cold season!

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Sparking water?
I’ll take my chances in the trenches for another night.

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steals a chair and walks out

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Got chili fries?

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I’m too small for most chairs…

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/picks up and puts In chair
There ya go.

When I’ve been on the road for a while and I’ve had enough caffeine for the time being, a bottle of Topo Chico goes down real good.

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You know what

All water ingame should scale by your level and restore the appropriate amount of mana per second instead of being completely useless and unusable as soon as you level it out

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slaps away sparkling water I ASKED FOR LEMONADE YOU ILLITERATE GOAT!

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Only if you ask nicely! Besides isn’t lemonade a summer drink? We’re not at midsummer yet!

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How DARE you pretend to boss me around! I DEMAND LEMONADE NOW!

Pulls up a chair with a bundle of roasting sticks and a pack of hot dogs

I brought wieners!

Yes I do have veggie dogs too.

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You won’t get any with that attitude!

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Fuzzbutt ur a zit wiener.

ha

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Har har. No wieners for you.

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D:

No fair

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/takes Weiners and makes chili dogs n gives one too fuzzbutt

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