My main has been farming mats for that last damn point of Legion cooking for the last three hours and nothing. Stupid Nomi’s kitchen isn’t giving me any new yellow or orange recipes and the damn RNG gods hate me.
Just kill me in interesting ways please. 
Too late, Nomi already killed you.
I’m sensing a ‘tickle death’ for you.
I tried cooking you, but all I got back from Nomi was burnt food.
I had a bad flashback from this…
For how much? I charge for everything.
A warlock huh? And a blood elf? Yes… you just might do.
Please step into my moonwell. Everything will be okay soon. 
Im going to tie you up and slowly drip lava onto your body.
Nomi is a secret Warlock sucking the souls out of all life around him.
runs around in a circle screaming
The bells!!! The Bells!!!
As long as it’s in a dungeon. 
Nomi taught you well grasshopper.
Torture…pure torture I say.
kicks Nomi
You can eat the remaining meat after you cook me. It’s not a lot, but I’m delicious.
takes off clothes and jumps in
Ahhhhhhhhh it burns!!!
said in the voice from the movie The Exorcist
Advanced candle wax torture…nice 
How does drowning in a vat of chocolate sauce with cherries sound?
Too bad I dont play alliance or I could 
One does not simply drown in chocolate. One would be fat before drowning in such.
if you go out and grab the higher ranks of recipes, they stay yellow longer
eg:
rank 2 Nightborne Delicacy Platter stays yellow til 90
rank 3 Nightborne Delicacy Platter stays yellow til 100
Oh! If it makes you feel any better, I am currently on day 131 of the Rokk’s cooking daily with no recipe for Delicious Chocolate Cake. I just keep going, everyday. Every. Day. Almost half a year.
It better be the best damn cake I’ve ever had!
Delicious death then I will reincarnate as a Blueberry Muffin
Well, you can wish me dead? Please? 
I have rank 2 but Nomi is being an a$$ about getting me rank 3 in anything.
smacks Nomi starts to walk away, then walks back and smacks him again
I didnt play in Legion. And professions in BFA are cake if you have mats or gold to buy said mats. So I cant empathise. Sry.
“The avalanche has already started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote”
-Ambassador Kosh-
No friggen clue wtf thats supposed to mean.
Why would you care about cooking for legion anyway?
Some players enjoy the various professions and want as many of the recipes as they can acquire. My Pandaren Monk has every obtainable cooking recipe in the game, it was important for me too have that for him.
I’m working on acquiring the delicious chocolate cake recipe for my Druid, and that’s from Burning Crusade. I just want it because I can.