Please ask before scratching behind ears

You must get consent before giving ear scratches. Just don’t walk up behind someone and start in.

Ear scratching can cause leg spasms, which can lead to foot thumping. You don’t want to cause that, do you?

Please, be considerate of others.

Thank you.

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*gives fox a wet willy

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Vulpera are a lesser race, don’t tell me what to do.

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good thing that rarely happens ingame except in the moanguard realm.

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If by scratch, you mean a bolt of felfire and by ears you mean anything above the neck.

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People actually pay others gold to fake pet their ears on moon guard.

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I don’t want to touch your flea riddled ears

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Brother get the flamer…the heavy flamer

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https://giphy.com/gifs/yes-bill-hader-stefon-wrJaWkzTYp1BK

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What can’t I /tame?

You don’t mind if I play motorcycles with your ears? :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Can we get requests for consent before people make dubious threads about Vulpera? (Not necessarily this one, but there are a load of questionable ones that should not be on a public forum)

You scratch my ears, I’ll claw your’s.

Also, in the eldar race, ears are erogenous zones. So, if you give an eldar lady ear scratches, it is quite inappropriate.

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Oh, so that’s why they moan when you touch their ears while slamming their face repeatedly into the concrete. Now it all makes sense.

*gives fox a rough noogie

You assume I want to pet you?

Vulpera are best consumed after roasting over an open fire, basting them with their own drippings.

Kick you in the jewels from behind, that’s still fine to do out of the blue, yeah?

If you didn’t want snuggles, why are you so floofy?

/ scratches Rixo behind the ear

uwu like that don’t you

oh yes uwu do