One of the most relatable moments for every musician in this game is standing on a barrel in a bar playing a musical instrument.
Because every gigging musician in a band with more than 2 members knows what the heck it feels like to show up to a gig and have the bartender point to the postage stamp in the corner and say “so that’s the stage”.
Barrel? Oh luxury! What until you try to fit a foursome on a dishtowel with a drummer who suffers social anxiety so she brings every drum and symbol she can get her hands on like so she can hide behind them like she’s an awkwardly weird Neil Peart but you we love what she brings to the sound so yeah we’ll make it work.
And yeah I said symbol not cymbal because she’s cobbled together all sort of metaphorical symbols she can find to cram in between the roto-toms and the wind chimes. And she makes it work, she makes it work. I honest to gods saw her play a freaking dream catcher once and I was completely mesmerized by the sheer artistry. So yeah, we’ll make it work Mr Bartender and cause she’s making it work for us she’ll get the tea towel. But we will not not complain about it on the way to the next gig.
Barrel? Yeah we can make that work, just me and a lyre. No problem.
This is why Blizzard needs to start making more musical instruments because you know there would be all sorts of RP bands out there and we’d all be swapping stories about how we had to fit a drummer, a lutist, two bagpipe players and a flautist on a freaking barrel. Yeah and you know who the usual guy is who plays here? It’s a guy with a lyre. Yeah of course he can play on the barrel. You’re a frikken guy with a lyre.
Anyway. My gummy has kicked in so I’ll have a pepperoni and bacon pizza with jalapenos and a large chocolate shake.
But yeah, make with the more musical instruments Blizzard Wizard!
