Pirate Jokes....What's yours?

3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates.
It is only logical.
ARRRrrrrrrr.

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I lost my hand while pirating but I couldn’t give it up. I got hooked.

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You know what a Pirate’s favorite letter is?

Most think it’s Rrrrr…

But it’s actually the C

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A Pirate walks into a bar with steering wheel on his crotch.

The bar tender looks at him and says “What’s up with that steering wheel?”

And the Pirate responds “It’s driving me nuts.”

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Outlaw rogue.

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This one was pretty good.

Why couldn’t the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck!

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I think you could be a good pirate. You already have the chest and booty. :kissing_heart:

I can’t tell normal jokes…

Is that a peg leg or are you just happy to see me?

I can’t stop!

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How do you make a pirate very angry? Take away his “p”.

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I like my booty to be filled with looty! YAAR!

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AOE capped Blade Flurry

Incorrect. A pirate’s favorite letter is P…because it’s an R without a leg

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