Pineapple definitely belongs on pizza

No i won’t explain myself

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Absolutely disgusting.

Typical Human.

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You know, maybe we should have stayed allied with Ragnaros…

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I am neutral on this.

Okay.

The proper rule is Pinaeapple with Pork. Specifically, cured pork, such as bacon, ham, or sausage. Salty cured pork products and pineapple somehow merge into a heavenly combination, but pineapple itself, alone on a pizza-- well, not so much.

Note that pepperoni is not listed. It does not go well with pineapple, probably because it ain’t really meat. (I don’t know what it is, but it ain’t meat.)

The discussion is closed. I so decree it. And my word is… okay, not law, but a really really seriously strong suggestion and you all should listen to it.

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Agreed with the fox. Pineapple and ham is THE thing to combine on a pizza. Nothing else. (well, of course the regular sauce and cheese)

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Heretic…

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I already think pork is gross but this :face_vomiting: :face_vomiting: :face_vomiting: :face_vomiting:

disgusting? i vomit greatness!

I agree it’s absolutely delicious lol

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You sir are a man of wealth and taste

Pineapple on BBQ chicken pizza with bacon.

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PINEAPPLE+PIZZA LOVER DETECTED!!! :pineapple: :pizza:

Everyone hurry! Get the bombs! :bomb::bomb::bomb::bomb::bomb::bomb::bomb::bomb:
Must blow this thread up quickly!

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This referencing that other pizza thread where someone posted picture of pizza with pineapple, isn’t it? Hrmmmm??
The pizza analogy one?

Anyways… yes, Hawaiian pizza. Very yes.

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Pizza, like all things food, is about balance. If your Tomato sauce is cheap and astringent, then ripe pineapple helps balance that sauce with its sweetness.

If you have a really, really good tomato sauce, then pineapple doesn’t add anything, imo. Tomato sauce made from properly canned San Marzano tomatoes (the cheaper brands pack their San Maraznos in tomato juice of lesser tomatoes) is amazingly balanced.

Every Sunday, we make homemade pizza (including the dough and sauce), and bake them on a 16"d x 3/4"t stone at 425°f. The toppings on mine are:

pepperoni
pineapple
bleu cheese
mushrooms & sun-dried tomatoes, pre-sauteed in red wine
sprinkling of percorino romano cheese (or good Parmesan if unavailable)
topped with mozzarella

This is one of the most savory pizzas you will ever have. Coupled with a strong, dark beer (porter or stout), and you will be in culinary heaven.

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Incorrect!

even blizz knows that pineapple on pizza is essentially poison.

Pineapple Pizza
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Use: Restores no health, and reduces Stamina by 5% for 30 sec.

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Pineapple on pizza is an abomination and directly opposes all that is good and right in the world.

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Pineapple on pizza is a sin. Gordon Ramsay agrees.

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And onions. Preferably red ones.

Hawaiian pizza with onion. OMG I want one right now with a nice Pinot!

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