Xal’atath judges your character
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So, I’ve done each of my characters, and it’s interesting. I will say that shadow priest was probably the most interesting. (idk if you need the dagger or not)
Her attack on my druid for being wishy washy for abandoning quest actually did embarrass me.
Anyway, what did she say about you guys.
I am not my character. I am a guy playing a character that is just hiding my own insecurities in a world that is always ending, while also being in a world that is on the verge anytime of ending.
So Xal’atath doesn’t scare me!
Perhaps neither are ending, and are just on the verge of a new beginning?
Meh. I only did it once, and it was disappointing. I went for the heart of my enemies, and I get distracted by crafting. Both are true things, but neither is really interesting.
Yeah, I did it with my paladin. Longest time main. For some reason she decided to focus on his middling pvp achievements from over a decade ago, and the 100ish bandages he’s used.
Well, that was dumb. The right hand of a Naaru and I get told I used a lot of bandages lol.
That happened on several of my characters. Sometimes it just gives a really boring answer. The formula is pretty similar, though I did notice that she sometimes changes the greeting and ending.
The priest was congratulated for already having fallen to the void, so it was only mildy interesting. But I like the different answers.
Mine doesn’t even work because I can’t type in the box, lmfao.
Told me I wield Fyr’alath the Dreamrender, thanks for stating the obvious Xally 
It seems to be really random. I got a good one the first time, but a lot of my characters also had really boring ones. Like she commented on how many times I waved to people as a bad thing in one of them.
You monster!
Did you go to the yellow button that says warcraft story?
she complimented my twerking ability and invited me to compete in the 2025 twerk team competition
Yep! It’s actually just broken, in chrome and firefox.
Just told me i am impressed with ur critter collection then reminded me how many critters i killed and that was it.
shes a meany.
You heard it here first folks, Xal’atath likes tauren /jk
i can throw it back like you wouldn’t believe
i got so much cake my nickname is bakery
Tried it in two different browsers. In Firefox, it wouldn’t even let me type in my character’s name. In Chrome, it errored out at 83%.
Maybe it will work next week.
It can’t even find my characters.