What about…
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Hi Paladina good to see you again 
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Off-brand Lays: betcha can’t tell the 0.1 difference in taste!
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I’ll try but it depends how stringy the greens are.
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Thank you!
You too dear!
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You do realize where you’re going because of this thread?
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I can’t unsee what looks like a squashed mosquito in the middle.
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Welcome back, Paladina!
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No ._.
Hopefully nowhere bad.
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Food is good so Fuzzbutt is going somewhere good.
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I really can’t tell the difference! Some things, especially things I use a lot like nail clippers and scissors, I will pay to get the highest-rating item I can. I paid 20 dollars for 2 pairs of really nice scissors and LOVE them
But I think they’re actually cheaper because they will last 4x as long as other scissors (or much more). in terms of cost per use?
Chips are used once 
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/hugs
Such a sweetheart!
Great to see you Fairlight!
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This thread went from whole grain bread to wholesome.
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Fuzzbutt is going right to the sun 
I would like to go too, but I have some stinky business to handle and I think that will drag me down to the filthy lava scorpions 
But maybe I will kiss Ragnaros 
And sell him a timeshare 
In the ocean 
where he will become obsidian 
and I will turn Ragnaros into a funky nightclub speaker 
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And then I’ll invite all the murlocs 
because they love a good beat, right? 
But wait, the murlocs demand a DJ 
, so I’ll summon DJ Illidan 
He’ll mix the hottest tracks 
from the Black Temple archives 
, making even Arthas 
leave his frozen throne 
to bust a move
And as Illidan’s beats echo through Azeroth 
, N’Zoth 
decides to make a cameo appearance 
But he’s here to sell his new line of tentacle-shaped glow sticks 
They’re the latest craze in the Old God fashion scene 
Meanwhile, Yogg-Saron 
is jealous and starts a rival glow-stick business 
, and suddenly, it’s a glow stick war in the depths of Ulduar 
But who knew C’Thun 
was the best marketer of them all? He gets his glow sticks into every dungeon and raid across the land, even in the dark alleys of Silvermoon City 
Of course, the goblins 
catch wind of the glow-stick gold mine 
and open up a chain of clubs called “Tentacle Tunes” 
Where every night is an eldritch rave 
and every drink is served in a cursed chalice 
But beware! If you drink too much, you might start to see through time and space 
, and end up in an alternate universe where Gnomes are the size of Tauren 
and Tauren are the size of Gnomes 
It’s a wild time, but hey, at least Ragnaros is enjoying his new life as a nightclub speaker 
, booming out stinky little bass sounds so deep it shakes the foundations of Orgrimmar 
and the orcs will put their rock pillows 
over their ears 
So maybe I’ll go after all, once I finish wrestling with these lava scorpions 
And who knows? Maybe I’ll end up trading timeshares with Deathwing 
next…
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He’s putting the sub in subwoofer
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I didn’t plan on feeling violently ill today, but I suppose life is full of surprises.
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sandwich jail?
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Fire and brimstone fuzzbutt, fire and brimestone.
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Lots of absolutely projectile vomit inducing food in this thread, lol.
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