Patch 8.2.5 Story BINGO

Everyone grab your bingo card and keep your eyes peeled for story reveals on Tuesday!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/567791119245508618/625484819626983435/34jmpzkl68o31.png

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lol i was thinking of making one of these, sylvanas doesnt answer for war crimes may as well be another free space tbh

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Im getting the same feeling I had before the Azshara cinematic… so logic dictates it’ll be predictable to an outright childlike degree and won’t subvert a single expectation.

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Yup, I feel its Golden’s writing that pushing the story to be about as interesting as a twlight fan fiction. Lore breaking, unoriginal story full of contrived moments that push a non masculine agenda.

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You really missed out on a “Jaina cries again” or “Anduin talks about peace and loss despite losing nothing.” Also Teldrassil gets talked about, but conspicuously there are no night elves are around.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/wow/comments/9tpfjj/everytime_people_blame_christie_golden_for_wows/

This came to mind. Apparently Golden also sent out a tweet regarding her non-role in the direction WoW takes, but I can’t recall it.

Let’s not place the blame squarely on her shoulders as if she’s the only person involved. She is definitely not.

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remember when everyone used to blame metzen

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Can someone link the 8.2 bingo card? I feel like there’s probably spaces on there that are still relevant.

Look I wouldn’t normally however I can feel her Handy work all over the current narrative. It play’s like i’m reading it out of one of her novels especially with how the focus is on her pet characters.

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Hey now, I’ve read some good Twilight fanfiction. The author of that set the bar so low some of it is even better than the original content. Like so much better it’s actually a quality read.

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I’ll plant a tree for every time a night elf does something

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Golden’s job is to take the narrative Blizzard wants to push and polish it up. She has no creative control over stuff like this. Don’t blame Golden.

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as for the current one, i feel like this will be my bet.

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I can blame golden for poor presentation, which BfA has as well. She isn’t the main person responsible for this travesty (I Blame Afriasaba for that).

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the top middle one is a free one 100%

Remember people, it takes a whole team to write a bad story.

Amazing.

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Raises cup Here’s to hoping by the end of this we find out it was all just a bad feverish nightmare, produced by the old gods.

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In her defense, we don’t know how much of what her or others wrote was actually implemented due to decisions made by the content design teams, Afrasiabi, Copeland, Danuser, etc.

the only thing we know for sure is that she pushed calia.

Everything else seems to be pushed by either afrasabi or danuser.

Seems like the most likeliest will be a straight down the middle win on the card.