Parsing in SoD

yeah but the rest of our collective parses have tanked slightly carrying you

smh

You can’t beat anyone at WOW because it’s not a competition.

Slam procs mb

Thats cope.

No coping is you thinking you were good at gaming.

We’ve certainly proven otherwise tonight.

Nope, real gamers don’t care about that stuff.

Sure they care about WOW raiding LOL.

So clueless and not based.

What would happen then?

We’ve certainly proven youre bad at everything you play tonight.

Not a single achievement was posted by you.

Not even the game we are currently on the forum for.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Youre the guy at the office everyone makes go get their coffee and tea and they dont even know your name.

Someone logged my hopscotch parses the other day and it turns out my foot was not perfectly in the center of the three. But sooner or later I’ll start parcing purple. And obviously I wouldn’t want to play with somebody who’s the only parsing green in hopscotch.

there’s no slam procs in classic wow, that’s a wotlk thing, sod warrior is kinda unique, in most versions of the game you just spam all ur buttons when they light up with a priority system on fury warrior, in sod because of consumed by rage you just press the button once or twice to drop yourself below 80 rage so your next autoswing enrages you with consumed by rage

Mad you got shown to be bad with nothing to prove you aren’t.

Must be rough.

Yeah I wasn’t referring to classic. I was just thinking of what is perhaps a common situation in another version of wow since it’s pretty much impossible to be bad at your rotation in classic.

The only reason people would parse badly is because they don’t give a crap. And the only reason parsing is potentially a good metric is because anybody who logs their parses probably gives a crap. That’s literally the only defining line.

You would have just as much luck with an add-on where you just check a box that says you give a crap. And only play with other people that have the add-on.

Its rough being a top mage in this game.

Its hard at times.

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You aren’t a top mage in this game. Who gave you that idea?

What do you call a 99.3?

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So thats who hurt you.

No one cares about parses bro.

We’ve been over this.

You aren’t Ziqo, Xaryu, or GreatWizard.

You are a nobody.

SoD rotations are a little bit more involved, spamming ur buttons = rip enrage = no raging blow = rip parse, i don’t think its possible for classic wow to have particularly hard parsing though, the bosses are killed by everyone which means the top 1% is inflated by how many parses there are and the bosses don’t really do anything much that would cause you to lose a parse

Oh of course, people who are doing parse runs in guilds are doing it for fun and it makes sense. What I’m referring to and what I think the OP are referring to are people in lfg chat putting together bfd runs and requiring logs for anyone to join.

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