Pandarens are NOT Pandas

If Tauren players can claim they’re not Cows, then I’m claiming I’m not a panda!

In game, people pet me, people hug me, people ask for pictures, I AM NOT YOUR PET!!!

We Pandaren’s are a proud bi-pedal species from the deep mountainous region of Pandaria, for which, no pandas exist. We lived a harmonious life before all this conflict, now my people are being reduced in numbers, while the rest are becoming domesticated Zoo animals!

“This is like playing WoW at Louis CK’s house” - Gexx

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/pet 10char

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Tauren are cows though.

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And panda’s aren’t monks. And monks are not warcaft compatible.

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/Pokes the belly.

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Panda is just short for Pandaren.

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Oh MHPs, never change.

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https://i.pinimg.com/564x/e0/3d/5b/e03d5b812b2734826f76960eca5b5541.jpg

Tell me that isn’t cute as all heck!

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But you’re a panda and Tauren are bovines.

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I’m not an elf…I’m an undead floor mop with fantastic hair

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/moo <–Proof

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Mop was some time ago, pretty sure you pandas are doing just fine over there.

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Taurens are more Minotaurs than cows IMO but bovine fits.

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Very false. Pandaren and Monks have existed as far back as the original Warcraft games.

Literally who said this? I’ve encountered nothing but embrace for being the cow race.

Can you go to jail for floofing without consent? I may be floofing a lot of panda’s (and vulpera, and taurens, and really anyone I can get my floofers on).

I would just like everyone to know I’m not actually a pandaren or a panda. I actaully identify myself as a apache attack helicopter. I’m glad we could set the record straight.

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/em ruffles Daswing’s rotor floof

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Wow, you know just how to get my gears spinning! :joy::kissing_heart:

You must be right… I mean… look at all the Pandaren in Warcraft… and the first 8 years of WOW…