Paladin Code of Conduct

I am hear to remind all of the players of this game. That Paladins are still superior to you and there is nothing Blizzard can do to help you. Still in the current expansion of Dragon Flight, I am allowing players to beat me in duels. I still never Bubble and never LOH, because the mental state of most players are incapable of allowing it.

Since the beginning of time Paladins have had a Code of Conduct to voluntarily lose fights to avoid the DS or LOH flaming. Now regardless of how many immunities, NPC spawning, full healing, or potion popping other players do. The Paladin remains a Big Brother to you Swine.

Paladins are Superior in every way possible and no matter how much complaining is done in forums. No matter how many NPCs fight your fights, no matter if you can run and cast now, or think you 1 shot us with your 5 CD Combo. We will forever Big Bro you, and tell you GD for “winning”.

Stay humble my Paladin Brothers. A time will come when we can shine our glorious light and blind these cloudy eyed casuals. The ringing of our power will silence the flames.

On a side note the removal of Protection from PVP was the biggest L this game took.

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Wait, don’t move. I think they are trying to tell you something.

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I totally approve of this post, but… this…

That is still bait.

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If you disagree, then maybe you have strayed farther from the light then you think.

Return to us. Where you belong.

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Paladins should be a hero class - Alliance only.

Shaman should be a hero class - Horde only.

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:man_facepalming:

Did you even read what I posted?

Stop being bad.

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Bro im RPing a Paladin saving you and you threw and insult at me. Maybe you should reroll warrior, acting like a baby rager anyways.

Its not bait, its a fact thats what we disagree about.

Dear Mr. Paladin,
There was a time when Paladins upheld a code of protecting the people of Azeroth from evil. But I have found that many Paladins have begun to fail to uphold that standard.

Just the other day, I was traveling through the Dragon Islands and this poor guy was getting eaten by a bunch of mobs while trying to get some treasure chest. I jumped in to help, and a Paladin came down off his mount, stole the treasure, and took off again.

Mr. Paladin, what has happened to your order? Is it because no one takes the time to visit the Sanctum of Light? Is it because Tirion Fordring died and no other Paladin has the strength and honor to take his place?

Mr. Paladin, perhaps you could step up, take leadership of the Paladin order and bring honor back to it!

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Nope.

I am a Paladin. From the looks of it, for far longer than you.

No, I did not. I actually said:

All y’all who just go into instant ZOMGDRAMA mode, need to go chill out somewhere.

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The cringe is big in this one.

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Oh, there are a lot of things Blizzard could do, but most of them are beyond their competence.

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giggles
Looks like the brawny paper towel guy plays Alliance.
giggles some more

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My BDK begs to differ friend…

Pally/BDK FITE?

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Look again my child. I have the first Achievement in this entire game.

a perfect illustration of why they’re often referred to as pallyholes

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Oh lord. Now we have “The Stand’s” Harold Lauder up in here.

Look - you messed up when you didn’t go with the flow, aye? Learn to adapt and roll with things, and not immediately go into drama mode, and you will do a lot better.

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Evil Muffin Take a break from the Forums.