Recently I’ve learned to appreciate just how perceptive animals can be. Everyone knows dogs can sometimes smell cancer and all sorts of other stuff, that is well dogumented.
The theory I am proposing is that animals are perceptive enough to communicate with each other across the internet by using human players as intermediaries.
Let’s cut out the middle man.
Dear cat reading the monitor, I love you
I am a dog writing this by the way
How else do you think the cats are planning to take over the world?
My cat bites me what does this mean? 
cats don’t need to take over anything, we do all the work while they sit around with a smug little look on their face as we clean up their poop/puke and feed them
even slave owners did more work than most pets
You are cat food
they are trying to relieve tension in your body like acupuncture
not kidding
I’ve been dealing with a serious muscular condition for the past 1.5 years due to muscular imbalances brought on from weightlifting, the only thing that has relieved the tension is constant heat and massage
cats are not only cleaning themselves when they lick themselves, but they are also relieving muscular tension like an athletic massage which ultimately leads to better performance via a more balanced muscular chain
Cat yoga? 
Meow?
My one dog just sits under my desk and farts constantly. What does this mean?
Did you know there’s a national dog fart day? 
Move out the way, duh
