I would if it was given to me as a quest with a reward.
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Hey Iâd murder anything in this game for money and loot. 
Are we sure there isnât something that counts in there somewhere?
Not feeling too good about killing Gallywix I kinda like him 
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Am i a scum bag just because I will kill or kidnap literally anyone. Including children.
As long as there is XP, gold, or loot involved?
Wait.
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Nah youâre just ducky Akston 
your a murder hobo for hire. you dont get to have morals. you take your coin and do your job
Yep.
And that attitude chased my dwarven priest right out of Dragon Isles where she was not enjoying learning about dragon reproduction and how dragonkin act as unpaid labor taking care of the grounds, tending to the eggs and raising the young becauseâŚ
She. Did. Not. Care.
(Now if they had explained the whole fertilization process, that she might have enjoyed hearing about and seen as worth participating in.)
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Some folks need killinâ twice.
UwU?
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Dude Iâve known this for years.
Well yea, itâs easy to accept that your characterâs a scumbag when itâs you but Iâm me and Iâm a nice guy.
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Did you level to max as a pacifist?
Itâs ok theyâre not people theyâre goblins
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Bill Money : Itâs a hell of a thing. Killing a man. Take away all heâs got, all heâs ever gonna have.
Kid : At least they had it comminâ.
Bill Money : We all got it commin kid.
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Donât worry.
Everyone will be a goblin soon.
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Well at least now I wonât have to worry about goons.
For sure i am THE worst
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One thing I absolutely commend Undermine on, unlike with City of Threads, Undermine does absolutely do a banger of a job at showing us that, despite their business propensities, Goblins do have families and an entire culture focused around being busy little trade tycoons.
The orphanage was a nice touch, the poor slime kids too.
Today Iâm a Goblin, yesterday I was a Pandaren, the day before that I was a Night Elf, tomorrow⌠Iâll max out your credit cards. I love identity theft.
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