Our characters really are scumbags

Well, I’ll say this…yes, we are scumbags. We actively participate in a lopsided war. My faction are a bunch of followers that nearly killed us by following a psychopath who burned down a sacred tree. Yeah, we’re not the best.

Hopefully, we can try to do better. Hopefully.

This game treats its villains pretty poorly. Maybe we should start to unionize once more people realize we’re the bad guys.

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“No women, no kids.” - Leon the Professional Orc

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No, it’s true. Pretty much anyone in the world can point at something and tell us to kill 12 of them, and we’ll run out and murder probably more than 12 of them because we have to get in or out of wherever they’re at.

And we never ask any questions.

We are scumbags. :slight_smile:

Remember the Nazmani? Exterminated to the last, and “we” were apparently the ones with the highest body count. Rofl.

Sometimes I keep killing because I’m not paying attention to the counter.

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True, but we also help orphans out every year, it’s nuanced.

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A level 10 alt on the forums that is pretty scummy

YOU help orphans out every year.

I completely avoid all those quests. I don’t play this game to help orphans. I play this game to be a murdering scumbag. :smiley:

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Conclusive evidence that the horde is evil.

Blood trolls? Really?

Nah. Just me, baby, just me.

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Mm… not just you.

/wicked grin

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It’s totally how Suge Knight tried to rule Hip-Hop & Death Row Records

Last time I looked at my Character Statistics in Achievements, my character is a walking genocide

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At the end of the day this is basically all of human history, and the people left alive have the privilege of making up post-hoc moral justifications for their actions. So don’t beat yourself up over it.

What part of ‘murder hobo’ is hard to understand? Most players are murder hobos.

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Everyday I kill mother Wolvars and kidnap their young for some walrus people.

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Yes, really. The game isn’t updated to reflect it, but they were completely exterminated. This includes the few of them that weren’t too far gone to salvage. Not even the first time it’s happened, either. The Horde and Alliance rather often just wipe their problems off the face of the planet, and the player-characters are among those chiefly responsible for carrying it out.

Nah, the real treasure was the villains we made along the way… drags off the bosses after beating them lifeless

If you play this game to do both, to break people’s bones and adopt and help orphans, you’re not a scumbag…

YOU’RE BATMAN

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