With cross faction incoming…Orgrimmar is planning to build a path of glory in Durator
The path of glory will start from Orgrimmar and end at Echo isles
We are hiring Draenei’s for this work. Your bones are of high quality. The road will be good.
Once in a lifetime job opportunity
Dont let it go
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too soon D:
Maybe too soon back in Classic land… we’re over here in the afterlife in retail. Draenei bones were so 2 decades ago
Edit: No-one tell them what happens to Arthas. It’ll be hilarious
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Look I’ve survived more then you can comprehend over the last 25,000 years. If anyone is being turned into a road it’s the orcs. They’re already conveniently in location. You don’t need to outsource the work. Just offer the peons a “nap” afterwards and they will jump with glee.
Oh the orcs are getting ready for another Draenei slaughterfest.
Literacy level checks out.
Which Goblin gave their employee access to the internet
Not going into Orgrimmar ever again!
Last time I went some pervert Orc stole my robes 
You know, orc bones work better. Harder, sturdier, they’ll last longer without needing to repave.
Maybe instead of a path, you primitive orcs can work on figuring out indoor plumbing. How we are even on the same side is mind boggling.
The more space goats to butcher the better. I got my fix on teldressil, exodar is next.
You know, I think there are plenty of red dragon bones lying around in Archerus’ storage closet…
I can probably give you some if you want.
I have a friend who can help! Her name is Yrel. Hold on I’ll open a portal!
Stop killing my new raid minions! Do you have any idea how hard it is to get 20 fools together for mythic raiding on weekends?
I need every draenei I can get.
That’ll be 500,000 gold per bone. The pain I have to go through having a bone removed and healing it back is pretty bad so I expect good compensation. No gold, no bones.
Unless Blizz does the extremely unlikely and has Classic + with all new content (thats not Cata) after Wrath Classic.
… /namechange to Spacecowsie
Not this one here. Must be someone green, straight from the streets and a bit to eager to get people working for them.
Let alone, to allow such horrendous marketing to take place. The OP set civilized orcs back 200 years, who knows how much the peons would devolved if they caight wind of this.
Last time I went into orgrimmar the Orc women dragged me into the combat arena to “build up my weak muscles”.
This took me a second. I was like “well that’s oddly specific…OHHHHHHH SNAP!!”