Hello fellow Orcs (Or non orcs reading this post)
As you know, as Orc players, that our race is epic. We are AWESOME in our fury and might. And plus, we have interesting lore dating ALL THE WAY BACK to the first ever Warcraft game.
So in this forum post, post your Orcs or anything about Orcs because this is dedicated to the true zugs out there. LOK’TAR OGAR!
Zug zug.
i am orc.
We are true zugs.
Orgrim Doomhammer best Warchief and Blackrock Clan best clan.
They make outstanding karaoke partners.
It features elf, but the Orc looks cool, so this is allowed.
Well as long as we’re talking orcs, I’m going to pay tribute to their best guy. Dorak. The greatest among them. He cares for his wolves. And what more could you ask for?
I even named my orc warrior in his honor - Karod
Wolves are honorable mounts, along with the Wyvern and Kodo. Dorak is a true ORC.
I am a true orc enthusiast for their bravery and loyalty, but if we could just figure out what the heck is going on in Kalimdor. Would be super cool if we didn’t have to rek one another. The goblins on the other hand, can you get them in line? Like we understand resources and we GROW them to use, we don’t just rip them out of the ground.
IF you make me High Overlord, here what I would do:
Build a Grand Citadel Foundry on Stonetalon Peak.
Build a Feralas Lumber Camp and stomp out Feathermoon Stronghold.
Kill the traitor Magatha Grimtotem
Use Iron Horde architecture for our buildings.
Make a grand armada of Iron Horde juggernauts that would CRUSH all of the Kul’Tiran fleet.
And get the goblins to make us goods to sell for split profits.
Mmmmm I love it all but am still gonna hunt you down and kill you for it.
Try it Burnt Treestump.
But if we do crush Shandris Feathermoon in combat, she will be sent home as a message of our wrath and mercy.
Besides, she may prove an excellent tactician to test our might upon!
I love their big, green… Muscles 
That’s cute but I am way older than the 20 year old False Tree of Fandral. Way older. And have seen empires rise and fall.
Curls up beside the orc and falls asleep
I’m eepy…
I like to kiss the orcs in secret while the rest of our teams are fighting.
That they lift me up and let me pretend to be a plane after is just another reason to love them.
Hey. I will lift you up and give you a snuggle and make you feel tall. Just sayin.
Though you have lived long, that does not mean the wrath of the Horde will not fall upon you.
Rest assured, however, no civillians shall die, for unlike Garrosh, my honor is unlimited.
No, but my armies are not of just Orc, the Darkspear and the Bloodtotem shall be on my side. We are Brothers and Sisters united in the forges of battle. We will fight HONORABLY! Every warrior that I will slay of the Sentinels, their remains will be returned home. the Gronn shall battle the Ancients of War in head-on combat! Do not think the wrath of the Horde is to be judged as weak. When united and strong, we are unstoppable! And if I am to stand before you, dieing and bleeding, I will use the last of my breath to spit in your eye! VICTORY OR DEATH! FOR THE CLANS AND THE TRIBES! AND FOR THE HORDE!
I will honor your will as you say you will honor mine. We give bone to bone fallen back to our homelands. I do not fear your armies or your seculars. And I honor that you fight with honor. And reunite tribes with tribes for the fallen, even if you spit upon our eyes?
I met an orc once, was a good orc.
Then I met other orcs, those were dead orcs.
I met all kinds of orcs.
Nor do I fear your armies. You are brave, moving with the elegance of a saber. But know that my Darkspear are the same. Finely trained to traverse the forests. And so does the Revantusk I have recruited. And if I am to be defeated, so be it. What I do is for my people to prosper, while your Alliance laughs at the races below them, nobles in spires watching their people enter their slums. We all work toward a common goal, and in the battles to come, it will be the destruction of Feathermoon Stronghold.
I have studied your tactics, your savagery, your history. And I have developed counters upon counters you could never guess correctly of. You move with the elegance of a saber, but my mind flows like the wolves hunting prey. And so will by Trolls who shall sting your archers like wasps. Prepare for the war of your life, Night Elf. If I am to succeed, my people will prosper, if I am to lose, I shall blame myself. Blood and Honor, Warrior, it is our foundations.